novel-books Chapter 439 "Green Flowers in the Army" Happy 61! Please have some candy!
Chapter 439 "Green Flowers in the Army" Happy 61! Please have some candy!
Jiang Bai opened the live stream.
Goodness, the screen was completely obscured by a dense barrage of comments.
The sheer scale of it made it look like some kind of grand sporting event!
[Li Ronghao! You small-eyed rascal! Give me back my sweet goddess!]
[Jeff Chang, you've stopped singing love songs and started playing dirty tricks? Banning inspirational songs? Why don't you just ban Bai Zhi's microphone?!]
I'm so angry! This is workplace bullying!
[This is targeted! Don't cry, Bai Zhi, Mommy will scold him right now!]
[The production team is inhumane! Looking at the goddess's silent expression, I feel like she's about to cry!]
It turns out that the main program was just at the part where the four mentors were exercising their right to impose a ban.
In the video, he is looking down, wearing a bright yellow dress. With the background music from the show, he looks helpless and lonely after being targeted, which really pierced the hearts of netizens!
In particular, the editor unethically gave a close-up of Jiang Bai lowering his eyes and pursing his lips.
The background music changed, and a mournful erhu tune was added, instantly maximizing the feeling of grievance!
Jiang Bai's lips twitched involuntarily as he watched the overwhelming barrage of insults in the live chat.
"Holy crap... Wang Dazhong, that old fox, edited it really well."
"I was clearly thinking about what I was going to sing later, how did he edit it into me being an orphan abandoned by the whole world?"
but.
The screen was filled with comments like "Li Ronghao has no heart," "Mentor Lao Deng can't take a joke," and "Give me back my sweet goddess," which made Jiang Bai chuckle and feel quite pleased.
"Tongzi, look how considerate this generation of netizens is. For Bai Zhi's sake, they even made Li Ronghao look like he has single eyelids from all the criticism."
"Exactly. When that song 'Later' starts playing later, I'm afraid that after these people have vented their anger on my behalf, they'll have to go buy tissues to wipe their tears."
"After all, this song is incredibly moving!"
"Tearjerker...tearjerker to gain popularity...tearjerker?!"
Jiang Bai muttered to himself, then his eyes lit up as his thoughts suddenly flew to the new recruit welcome party he had promised Lao Hei for tomorrow.
Performing at the military region is a skill in itself.
Sing "I Love You, China"?
Old Hei said that "I Love You, China" has almost become a popular square dance song there. Although it sounds nice, its novelty has dropped to rock bottom, and its popularity is too low.
Other majestic and spirited military songs are not suitable for him to sing.
Then why not try tear-inducing drugs?
"Raw recruit, two months on duty..."
Jiang Bai rubbed his chin, and images of his past life in the military camp flashed through his mind.
Two months is an extremely delicate timeframe.
The initial enthusiasm I felt when I first joined the army has been worn down by the monotonous daily drills and physical training.
These eighteen- or nineteen-year-old lads are in the midst of a severe homesickness period, where "even a sow seems handsome" and all they can see when they close their eyes are "the old locust tree at home and the noodles their mother makes".
At this critical juncture, if we give them a shout-out of a passionate battle song, that's like getting a shot of adrenaline!
But if we offer them something tender...
"That's what you call true targeted popularity harvesting!"
"And coincidentally, among those top-tier military anthems of my past life, there was also a tear-jerking masterpiece!"
"The key point is that this amazing song is suitable for both boys and girls to sing!"
Jiang Bai slammed his hand on the sofa, his eyes flashing with a mad, artistic brilliance.
"Shuzi, bring me that song—'Green Flowers in the Army'!"
What was the status of this song in its previous life?
Those are tear gas bombs in the military camp!
Although its lyrics are simple and its melody is not complicated, it accurately hits the weak spot of every soldier.
My mother's white hair, the path in my hometown.
And there's that girl waiting under the moonlight!
"When the big-mouthed Jiang Bai sings, it's a way for comrades to comfort each other!"
"But what if Jiang Baizhi were to sing it..."
Jiang Bai imagined the scene:
A goddess wearing a red five-pointed star earring stood before a group of rugged men tanned dark by the sun, and softly sang in a gentle voice, "There's a beautiful girl in my hometown, I often dream of her..."
"hiss--"
Jiang Bai himself felt a chill.
"I'm afraid those with partners would be eager to leave the army on the spot, while all the single recruits would bring that nice girl into my life!"
"With this level of destructive power, I'm afraid even the air raid sirens of the military region would be shut down by my singing."
[Host, this move of yours is indeed ruthless. Using top-tier charm to harvest 'Tears of Longing' in the military region, are you planning to let all the new recruits in the Eastern Military Region run away and go home?]
"This is called a baptism of the soul!"
Jiang Bai looked righteous.
"Letting them cry is also a form of psychological support."
"Besides, if I can help them vent their homesickness, who knows, they might fight even harder for the country in the future!"
Just as Jiang Bai was preparing to buy "Green Flower in the Army".
Suddenly, a burst of rousing background music came from the phone.
It's a live performance of "The Voice of China".
Hua Shao's solemn voice came through:
"Authentic herbal tea, authentic voice! After the brutal selection process, let's give a warm round of applause to our next contestant—Jiang Baizhi!"
boom--!!!
With Hua Shao's command, even through the screen, Jiang Bai could feel the cheers that were loud enough to lift the roof off.
In the shot, that bright yellow dress reappears in the shadows of the side stage.
Jiang Bai looked at himself through the screen, a slight smile playing on his lips, revealing an extremely villainous grin.
"Followers of the Angelica Cult, hold your breath."
The number of viewers in the live stream had jumped from nine million to thirteen million, and was still increasing by hundreds of thousands per second.
The comments section was strangely cleared for three seconds at that moment.
Everyone is eagerly anticipating what song Jiang Baizhi will sing in the semi-finals, where she is being targeted and her signature style is banned!
Jiang Bai looked at herself on the screen, lifting her skirt and slowly walking towards the center of the stage.
That stunning figure left the angry viewers in the live stream speechless, followed by an even more terrifying barrage of comments:
[The goddess has appeared! Even if you don't sing, I'll still give you full marks just for standing there!]
[Don't be afraid, goddess! As long as you successfully advance to the finals, I'll buy a ticket and come to support you live!]
[Me too! We can't target Goddess Bai Zhi!]
[Quiet! All of you, shut the hell up! Listen to music!]
Jiang Bai leaned back against the soft cushions in the hotel room, watching the number of viewers in the official live stream grow, and chuckled.
Sing, dance!
"Let's gather some popularity points tonight, and then do something big at the military camp tomorrow."
"Nobody can stop my path to superstardom!"
[Ding! Host, you are on the path to becoming an all-around Best Actress!]
Jiang Bai was about to retort when his eyes suddenly lit up, and he said frankly:
"Even the most accomplished actresses can play male roles! Like women dressed as men in TV dramas!"
"Since there's cross-dressing involved, it makes perfect sense for me, a Best Actress winner, to play a Best Actor or Superstar!"
【Reasonable.......?】
That makes sense; even the system itself admits it's reasonable!
Jiang Bai's breathing quickened. Suppressing his excitement, he guided the conversation:
"So, since it's reasonable, how about giving me some resources to develop a larger character?"
[Ding! This system has provided resources! "The Mischievous Princess" is about to begin filming. The drama features cross-dressing, with women dressed as men, and is guaranteed to meet the host's requirements!]
"Go away! That's not what I want!"
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