novel-books Chapter 165: The Birth of a World-Destroying Kitchen Utensil! Boss, you use it to fry eggs?!
Chapter 165: The Birth of a World-Destroying Kitchen Utensil! Boss, you use it to fry eggs?!
Just as Lin Fan slapped the gray button.
"boom--!!!!!"
Inside the [Tiangong Kaiwu Workshop], the core "Ancestral Dragon Soul" trembled suddenly and burst forth with boundless golden light!
A surge of power erupted from Lin Fan's palm!
That power is indescribable and ineffable; it originates from the beginning of the universe and is the most primordial "creational power"!
It ignores all rules.
Ignore all restrictions.
They also ignored the red warnings that indicated "materials are missing".
It poured directly into the core of the [Tiangong Kaiwu Workshop] with absolute dominance!
On the light screen, the gray "Start Forging" button was instantly lit up, turning into a dazzling gold that devoured everything!
[Warning! Unknown high-dimensional primordial energy injection detected!]
[Law judgment...failed!]
Logical analysis...failed!
[Forcibly executing 'highest privilege command'...]
[Begin forging—the 'Chaos Heaven-Opening Cauldron'!]
"Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!"
The entire [Tiangong Kaiwu Workshop] has gone into overdrive!
Those few newly refined "Chaotic Iron Essence" were thrown directly into the [Furnace of All Things].
The next second, all the light in the entire courtyard, and even in the sky above Beijing, was instantly sucked away by an invisible black hole!
At this moment, heaven and earth were plunged into absolute darkness!
Immediately afterwards, a chaotic beam of light, as if the heavens and earth had been created, shot into the sky from the [Furnace of All Things]!
Within the chaotic light, a gigantic cauldron phantom, formed from countless galactic dust particles, slowly took shape.
In the [Masterful Craftsmanship] forging area, countless mechanical arms and energy hammers transformed into streams of light, beginning to hammer the illusory iron pot billions of times, transcending time and space!
With each strike, the sound of the Great Dao resounded!
Each tremor caused visible ripples to spread throughout the entire world!
……
Beijing, Xishan Command Center.
Li Zhenguo had just hung up on the emergency hotline with more than a dozen heads of state. Exhausted, he was preparing to write a report on "China's successful development of a new type of agricultural celestial weapon" to spout nonsense.
Suddenly, all the lights in the entire command center went out with a "snap"!
All the screens were completely black!
"What's going on?! The power's out?!"
"Report! It's not a power outage! It's just dark! The whole world is dark!"
"Report! All energy detection devices worldwide have read zero! All energy has vanished in an instant!"
Li Zhenguo's heart sank to the bottom.
Here we go again?!
What is it this time?
Could it be... that guy has finally gotten tired of playing around and is preparing to reboot the universe?
Just as the entire command center fell into dead silence and despair.
A beam of chaotic light tore through the darkness of the capital city, illuminating the sky.
A colossal, "creational" pressure that made everyone's souls tremble swept in from the direction of the courtyard!
Looking out the window at the devastating scene, Li Zhenguo silently picked up the red phone.
He felt that his only responsibility as the leader of the "special operations team" was to act as "customer service" for that guy.
……
In the courtyard house.
Lin Fan looked at his new kitchen, which had gone on strike due to "insufficient materials" but had been forced to "work overtime" by his slap, and nodded in satisfaction.
"Hmph, you think you can't be dealt with? What a piece of junk, you just need to be taught a lesson."
He was completely unaware of the terrifying consequences of his slap.
He just felt that the pot had been boiled for a bit too long.
Moreover, it made quite a commotion.
The forging process lasted about one minute.
One minute later, all the strange phenomena receded like a tide.
Light returned to the earth.
The roar of the Tiangong Kaiwu Workshop ceased, and tranquility returned.
"bite--"
A clear and melodious sound, like the announcement of the completion of a great undertaking, rang out.
【Masterful Craftsmanship】In the center of the forging area, a huge tray slowly rises.
A pot lies quietly on the tray.
It was an ordinary-looking black iron pot, about one meter in diameter.
It has no fancy patterns, nor does it shimmer with any light.
It just lay there quietly.
The pot was entirely black, a pure "nothingness," so profound that it could devour all light, including one's soul and vision.
The pot's body has a perfectly rounded curve, resembling the most primal curve in the universe.
The surface of the pot shows no signs of forging; it appears perfectly natural, as if it was always like that.
But all the "gods" present stopped breathing the moment they saw the pot.
They sensed an incomprehensible and unimaginable terrifying "meaning" emanating from that seemingly ordinary pot.
That is the "meaning" of the creation of the world, which transcends both "existence" and "non-existence"!
They felt they weren't looking at a pot.
It is a cosmic origin that is about to be born and about to be destroyed!
"This...this pot...it seems...a world is being cooked in it..." For the first time, a look of "fear" appeared on Fang Yubing's usually cold face.
"Did it work?"
Lin Fan didn't care what was cooking in the pot.
He walked over, reached out, and tapped on the rim of the "Chaos Opening Pot".
"when--"
A clear, melodious voice rang out in the courtyard.
The sound was not like the sound of metal or stone, but rather like the first cry of the Great Dao at its beginning, resounding directly into the depths of everyone's soul.
Everyone who heard this sound felt their souls cleansed, becoming clearer and purer than ever before.
Those Gold Saints who were almost on the verge of their Dao Hearts shattered their bottlenecks upon hearing the sound of the pot!
Their inner strength exploded instantly! Their understanding of the seventh and eighth senses entered a completely new level!
"Hmm, the voice is good, quite deep," Lin Fan gave his first evaluation.
He reached out and grabbed the two "ears" of the pot, trying to lift it up.
However, when he tried to use force, the pot didn't budge.
"Huh?" Lin Fan was taken aback.
He didn't feel like he was handling a pot.
It's as if they're trying to shake up the entire universe.
"Hey, it's pretty heavy." Lin Fan became a little interested.
The muscles in his arms bulged slightly.
This time, he used a fraction of his true power.
"rise!"
"Boom!"
The entire courtyard house, along with the earth's veins beneath it, suddenly sank downwards!
He finally managed to lift the "Chaos Opening Pot," which was integrated with the entire world, off the tray!
Lin Fan weighed the pot in his hand; the amount was just right.
"Great, it feels solid, it must be really fun to use for tossing food in a pan."
He nodded in satisfaction, and then, carrying the "Chaos Opening Pot" that was powerful enough to collapse a space, he strode towards his somewhat "simple" little kitchen.
"Alright, we have the pot. Let's have... scrambled eggs with tomatoes for lunch today."
"Qingxue, go and bring me those 'ordinary' tomatoes that I just picked yesterday."
In the courtyard, everyone was frozen in place.
They stared blankly at the man carrying a "universe" while frying eggs, feeling that their divine life was so unreal.
Just then.
Lin Fan's old satellite phone roared once again, as if it were about to explode!
Lin Fan impatiently answered the phone with his free hand.
"Feed?! Who is it?! Can't you see I'm busy cooking?!"
On the other end of the phone came Li Zhenguo's desperate voice, choked with sobs.
"Sir...you...you just...did you...take pictures of something again?"
Lin Fan frowned.
"No, I didn't film anything this time, I just... broke a pot."
Li Zhenguo: "..."
A...pot?
You call that thing that almost rebooted the world a pot?!
Li Zhenguo felt that he might really need to see a psychologist.
He said in an almost pleading tone, "Sir... I beg you... next time you're going to cook or make cucumber salad, could you... could you please let us know in advance?"
"It's good that we... are mentally prepared..."
Upon hearing this, Lin Fan became even more displeased.
"What do you mean, 'report'? I'm a retired cadre, cooking a meal in my own yard, do I have to report to you?!"
"You're violating my privacy! Don't you understand?!"
After saying that, he slammed the phone down.
Looking at the new, jet-black pot in his hand that looked perfectly usable, his mood improved again.
He placed the pot on the stove made of "obsidian from the earth's core".
"boom!"
A loud bang.
That seemingly indestructible stove, impervious even to missiles, was crushed by this pot...
Lin Fan: "..."
In the courtyard, the others: "..."
Lin Fan looked at the stove that had turned into a pile of rubble, and then at the brand-new pot that was completely unharmed and didn't even have a scratch.
His face darkened.
"Mu!!!"
He roared angrily at the courtyard.
"Get over here!!!"
"Build me a new stove, one that's worthy of my pot!!!"