novel-books Chapter 114 Ridiculous Madness
Chapter 114 Ridiculous Madness
chapter 114
"Hey, you unwanted old man, can't you slow down a bit? I'm so tired... Can't you take better care of this beast?"
Meng Youcheng, who was walking ahead, couldn't believe his ears. He turned back to look at Fu Lian in confusion, "What...did you just call me?"
The young man made no attempt to hide his feelings, "An unwanted old man? I think I'm not wrong, am I? Over 30 and still unmarried, isn't that what it means to be unwanted? I think that description is very fitting for you, Major General!"
Xu Guo, who was standing next to Fu Lian, shoved him hard. "What nonsense are you talking about? Didn't I tell you before that the Major General isn't getting married because..."
"Stop!"
Fu Lian stretched out a hand to stop him from speaking, "You're his little fanboy, you have a biased view of him, so of course what you say is unreliable. As an outsider, I can tell you with certainty that your Major General isn't getting married..."
"It's simply because nobody wants him; the girls don't even look at him. Maybe that's why he came here to become a major general, to save face for himself?"
Your brain circuits are really something else!
You have such a vivid imagination! You deserve a huge fantasy award, and then we'll use that solid gold trophy to give you a good whack on the head!
Fuck your grandpa...!
I'm right in front of you, and you say that like that? Even if what you said is true, don't I have any dignity?!
I fucking want to beat him to death!
Meng Youcheng clenched his fists tightly, trying his best to maintain a smile and appear dignified. He also wanted to tell Vice General Xu not to believe that person's nonsense!
That's fucking ridiculous!
Fu Lian, clearly oblivious to the seriousness of the problem, continued to chatter on, "At 30 years old, your Major General must have been on at least seven or eight blind dates. If I'm not mistaken, the other women either thought he was too ugly or too poor. I think it's highly likely that the girls all thought your Major General was divorced and had two kids?"
The young man stroked his chin. "If you're still not married by 30, the chances of you getting married in the future will be even smaller. It seems I need to make some serious plans for your Major General, otherwise, will he really end up alone?"
"wrong……"
Fu Lian suddenly thought of something. He looked at Xu Guo in front of him and said, "If your Major General really can't find a wife, it might be a good thing for you. But, Vice General, I still have to tell you, the Major General is straight after all. Don't always try to turn people gay..."
"That's wrong..."
Xu Guo was furious. "What the hell are you spouting?!"
Fu Lian ignored him and instead turned to look at Meng Youcheng. "Major General, was my deduction correct?"
Hahaha……
That's right, how could it be wrong?
You're like a detective, able to deduce a whole host of conditions from the slightest clue. I really underestimated you!
Damn it, I want to beat you to death right now!
Meng Youcheng clapped his hands, forcing a smile, "Impressive... you guessed it all right away. You're really, really amazing. I don't even know how to reward you!"
The boy waved his hand happily, "No need... I've always known I'm very capable. I'm very honored to have the Major General's approval. If I have the chance, I will definitely do my best to help the Major General find a girlfriend. However, with the Major General's looks, he's not exactly popular with girls..."
Meng Youcheng immediately lost interest in listening. He gritted his teeth and said, "Then I'll reward you: take your pants off!"
The words had barely left his mouth when Fu Lian's expression changed drastically. Before he could even react, his hands were already pulling down his pants. He screamed in panic, "Fuck your grandpa! I knew you were angry! You're taking revenge on me!"
"uh-huh……"
Meng Youcheng shrugged. "You guessed right. So what?"
"Fuck your grandpa, may your whole family die!!!"
Fu Lian's pants were already mostly pulled down, and he screamed in agony, "You motherfucker! You're a fucking petty bastard! How could a scoundrel like you become a major general?!"
Meng Youcheng immediately beamed with joy, "Yeah... someone like me can become a major general, aren't you angry?"
"Holy crap!!!"
……
"Actually, there's nothing wrong with taking your pants off in public, right?"
Fu Lian raised his head, a look of immense pride on his face, and walked happily, saying, "After all, my strength speaks for itself. Everyone else pales in comparison. Someone as capable as me certainly doesn't need to feel inferior, right?"
Meng Youcheng walked ahead, his mind a jumbled mess.
He immediately felt extremely regretful. Why did he have to make that bitch take off her pants?
Just scare him a little!
Unexpectedly, once it was actually taken off, that little bitch Fu Lian was no longer afraid of this threat. On the contrary, she felt extremely proud.
He really seems like a lunatic...?
Fu Lian continued nagging from behind, "Actually, you don't need to feel inferior. Not everyone is as capable as me; it's normal. You don't need to feel inferior because you're small. By the way, Major General, how big is yours?"
Meng Youcheng didn't want to pay any attention to him at all...
This idiot is so annoying!
The silencing spell has also failed. It can only be used a maximum of four times a day, with each use lasting one hour. Now, in less than half a day, all four uses of the silencing spell have been used up!
"Major General..."
"An unwanted old man?"
"A 30-year-old widow who is still unmarried and childless?"
Meng Youcheng couldn't take it anymore. He turned around angrily, but seeing the other person's smug look, he had no choice but to suppress his anger. "What?"
Fu Lian, with a rather irreverent air, said, "Didn't you hear what I just said?"
"Who would want to talk to you?"
Meng Youcheng turned around and said as he walked away, "We don't have your leisure to discuss this and that."
"Oh……"
Fu Lian sneered, "Is it that you lack the leisure and elegance to discuss this, or are you too insecure to even discuss it?"
"Why should I feel inferior?" Meng Youcheng turned and glanced at him. "I'm fucking older than you, okay?!"
Fu Lian chuckled. "Bragging? Anyone can do that."
Meng Youcheng suppressed his anger. "Believe it or not...?"
"Want to have a match?!"
Meng Youcheng ignored him and continued walking...
Fu Lian continued from behind, "You don't dare to compete? Why don't you dare to compete? Because you were just bragging and you're afraid your lie will be exposed, so you don't dare to compete, right?"
"I……!"
Meng Youcheng pointed at him angrily, "I'm not as perverted as you! Were you a ruler in your past life? You want to compare everything, don't you have any shame?!"
"Getting impatient?"
Fu Lian immediately became excited. "You got angry because I mocked you for being too small, right? I suddenly remembered, you're 30 and still not married? It's not because you're impotent, is it?"
"Hiss tsk tsk tsk..."
The boy continued with an exaggerated expression, "If it's just your looks that are too bad, I can fix it for you, but how do you fix this? Have you ever tried Chinese medicine? I don't even know if it works... Sigh... I'm really worried sick about you!"
"you……!"
Meng Youcheng was instantly furious!
Xu Guo, who was behind him, noticed this and said, "Major General, ignore him!"
Yes... if he had a choice, he certainly wouldn't want to pay attention, but this bastard actually insulted him in public, saying he was impotent in some way? Wasn't that just trampling on his manly dignity?
How can I tolerate this?
"Mr. Fu, is it really you?!"
Just as Meng Youcheng was at his angrier, a strange sound suddenly came from behind him.
Turning around, I saw that it was a mutant.
"Little Fruit?"
Fu Lian looked at the mutant and said, "What are you doing here?"
The mutant stepped forward with delight. "I just received the news that you were arrested by the warriors. I was just about to come and rescue you, but I never expected to run into you...!"
Meng Youcheng froze for a few seconds...
Xu Guo had already drawn the sword from his waist. With a powerful leap, he brandished the sharp blade in his hand and shouted, "Give me your life!!!"
The mutant easily dodged the attack with a leap. "I don't want to get entangled with you any longer. I just want you to release Mr. Fu! I'll take him away from here!"
Xu Guo twirled his sword, "Don't even think about it!"
Xiao Guo took half a step back, crawled on the ground, and after a short while, he actually transformed into a tiger...
"Since you're unwilling, don't blame me for showing no mercy!"
……
This mutant is extremely skilled in combat, clearly not an ordinary mutant, and its strength should not be underestimated.
Xu Guo was clearly no match for him; within five rounds, he was knocked to the ground...
Xiao Guo clearly didn't use her full strength, nor did she inflict any real damage on him; she merely suppressed him with force, exhausting all of Xu Guo's power...
Meng Youcheng watched from a distance without making a move.
After defeating Xu Guo, Xiao Guo turned her attention to Meng Youcheng. "I'll say it again: release Mr. Fu!"
Fu Lian immediately shouted, "Xiao Guo, get out of here right now! You're no match for him!!!"
The tiger leaped forward, revealing its sharp claws, and desperately swung them at Meng Youcheng, shouting, "I will definitely get you out of here!"
Meng Youcheng's expression was extremely cold. He did not draw his sword, but simply called out softly, "Fu Lian..."
"come over!"
Fu Lian: "Fuck your grandpa, not again!!!"