Chapter 302: A world without the 7th Generation is meaningless!
Chapter 302: A world without the 7th Generation is meaningless!
Chapter 302 A world without the Seventh Generation is meaningless!
Madara thought that Hashirama as a woman was prettier than that Boa Hancock, but he dared not say it aloud.
Perhaps because the ninja world doesn't follow the settings of the One Piece world, ninjas, and even ordinary people, can simply appreciate the Empress's beauty without losing their minds or even turning to petrification due to the effects of the Love-Love Fruit.
Tsunade:
You have no idea that I've already fallen for you~♪
【My friends~♪ Let's dance to my song~♪】
Boa Hancock:
Everyone dances to my beat! ♪
When I sing out loud, you must all dance for me!
Tsunade and Hancock sing together:
Everyone dances to my beat~♪ Let me watch you sway your body~♪
The ninjas in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline awkwardly laughed, "It's all those comments' fault! Now, whenever I see the words 'dance,' I reflexively think of Madara Uchiha."
"Hahaha, who doesn't?" another ninja lowered his voice. "Want to dance too?"
Then he switched back to his own voice: "You know what, after showing off, I felt a lot more confident!"
It's only because they were far away from Uchiha Madara that they dared to do it.
Forehead----
Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju's resurrected younger brothers dared to do so.
Taking advantage of his young age, Senju Kawarama struck a pose and asked Uchiha Madara, "Do you want to dance too?!"
A vein bulged on Madara Uchiha's forehead as he pinched Tomamoto's cheek and lifted him up like a kitten, openly bullying the child: "I see you want to dance, huh?"
The man, wakamaru, screamed in pain, "Hashirama-nii, Tobirama-nii, help me!"
"Ban, don't argue with a child."
Tobirama pleaded for his brother, and Hashirama laughed heartily as he picked up Tobirama. With the weight reduced, Madara could pinch his cheeks without hurting him too much.
Standing timidly beside his two older brothers, Itama urged, "Quickly apologize to Madara-nii, Watama."
Izuna and Madara Uchiha's other three younger brothers—Ichigo, Myoko, and Kurohi—almost burst out laughing.
Most people, besides focusing on the phrase "Dance for me" and associating it with Madara Uchiha, were also captivated by the singing of the two top queens.
Two distinct styles of mature female voices create a deadly allure for the ninja world, accompanied by the rhythm of high heels.
"Perverted old men like Jiraiya, the Third Hokage, and Ebisu have already succumbed to temptation and are the first to report for help."
It's said that gambling dens and brothels have figured out the recent surge in popularity and are now offering cosplay services featuring Boa Hancock, Tsunade, and Hinata.
Naruto said earlier that Tsunade and Hancock are more like sisters?
"Because they're all equally beautiful? And have great figures?" Sakura was as oblivious as a straight woman at this moment. "And they both have very strong auras, like queens."
Sakura still held her master Tsunade in high esteem.
Naruto thought for a moment, and thought, "I guess so?"
That's what the comments section said too—
【蛞蝓公主和蛇姬!】10w人觉得很赞【她俩唱这首歌太有气势了!】10w人觉得很赞【求这两张图,高清的,我要做手机壁纸】10w人觉得很赞【一打开手机就能舔美腿是吧?老色胚!!】10w人觉得很赞【加藤断进入直播间。】10w人觉得很赞【我是怎幺把加藤断看成武藤游戏的?笑死!】10w人觉得很赞【绳树进入直播间。】10w人觉得很赞【能不能让大蛇丸和女帝唱一首歌?话说有大蛇丸穿越到海贼世界的同人文吗?想看。】10w人觉得很赞【大蛇丸开局送上祝福:秽土转生——哥尔·D·罗杰!】10w人觉得很赞【红红火火恍恍惚惚!哈哈哈哈哈!!】10w人觉得很赞【大蛇丸?为什幺不是扉间?既能秽土转生又和大海缔结契约。】10w人觉得很赞【扉间穿越海贼世界?那恶魔果实能力者怎幺办?上来给你通灵出一片大海。】10w人觉得很赞【笑死,海海果实能力者。】10w人觉得很赞【最可怕的是海贼里设定了霸气可以克制恶魔果实能力,但扉间不是恶魔果实能力者,根本无从克制。】10w人觉得很赞泉奈重伤时间线——
"Yes, Tobirama," Hashirama recalled. "Back then, Madara and I were thinking that if we were to go to that world and only consider fighting against those Marines, you might be even stronger than us."
Spot nodded. "But under normal circumstances, your fighting power is not even half as much as mine or Hashirama's."
Tobirama Senju's facial muscles twitched with anger. No one would willingly be compared to someone like that!
He unilaterally declared that he and Madara Uchiha couldn't get along! They couldn't get along!!
From the VCR onwards, Tsunade was constantly showered with gifts, including hundreds of pairs of dice alone.
Besides dice, the most common rewards are items like alcohol, jackets, underwear, and love letters.
Some people expressed regret and hoped to give Tsunade a reward so that she could directly travel between herself and Boa Hancock.
[I want to vote for Tsunade and Hancock, give me a chance, God Tree Bro!] 100,000 people think this is great. [Give me a chance, God Tree Bro!] 100,000 people think this is great. [Give me a chance, God Tree Bro +10086] 100,000 people think this is great. [This is a bit cruel for Jiraiya, he will definitely be turned to stone.] 100,000 people think this is great. [3000%! Jiraiya, the Third Hokage, Ebisu, and Iruka will all be turned to stone.] 100,000 people think this is great. [And the Raikage and Killer Bee, don't be fooled by Killer Bee's rapping, he once secretly looked at Yugito Nii's chest!!] 100,000 people think this is great. Damn! Sometimes these comments are like tattling!
For example, in some timelines, right now the Two-Tails Jinchuriki is in cat form, tearing apart the bull-headed octopus.
Jiraiya: "Is trust between people really that fragile?" He had such a high opinion of Jiraiya before!
[There's no way around it, the Three Legendary Sannin were involved in gambling, drugs, and prostitution, and Jiraiya just happened to have the "prostitution" part.] 100,000 people liked this.
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Speechless
Jiraiya felt wronged, but he deserved it.
Both Tsunade and Hancock's songs are great, and they exude a powerful queenly aura, but the main discussion revolves around the two beauties' looks and fighting prowess.
【喜欢纲手的扣1,喜欢女帝的扣2。】10w人觉得很赞一时间满屏都被1和2刷屏,理由也各有千秋。
[The One Piece art style isn't appealing; I'll vote for Tsunade instead.] 10 people liked this. In the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, Tsunade's fists clenched so tightly they cracked, and she asked the viewers with a forced smile, "Impulse? What kind of impulse? Tell me, I'll hear it!"
Even if she didn't get a reply, Tsunade still wanted to give the other ninjas a warning.
for example----
Jiraiya trembling, Raikage suddenly sneezing, and the lecherous men in the gambling den.
[Tsunade is indeed beautiful, and Boa Hancock is pretty too; I like them both.] 10 people think this is great. [Is this a child?! Making a multiple-choice question? I'll log in with a different account, choose 1 first, then 2!]
10 people liked this: 【Seriously, doesn't registration require linking a phone number?】 10 people liked this: 【Use your parent's! Idiot!】 10 people liked this: 【Damn, this is hilarious! You got tricked, idiot! You're the child! Using your parent's phone, hilarious!】 10 people liked this: 【————】 10 people liked this: Tobirama Senju: "Hmph! Natural airhead!"
Favorability +1
[Empress! Isn't that obvious? Tsunade is already over fifty, while the Empress is only 31.] At least three or four veins appeared on Tsunade's forehead, a result of 10 people agreeing.
"bump-
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She slammed her fist on the table, which shattered and flew more than ten meters to the left and right, embedding itself deeply into the wall.
The other guests on both sides quickly ran away, too scared to even pay their bills.
In situations like this, the shop owner's losses usually fall on the legendary "fat sheep." Jiraiya sighed, "This woman really has absolutely no luck with money."
But it's alright, the gifts Tsunade has are enough to pay the bill.
These were all gifts bestowed upon her by the all-knowing gods.
"Only 31? I'm only 17." 100,000 people liked this. "Hancock is too tall, over 1.9 meters. In reality, she'd have a hard time finding a boyfriend."
10 people liked this: 【It's just asking everyone to choose who they like better, why are you all acting so dramatic? It's like after serious consideration, Tsunade and Boa Hancock will belong to you. *laughing emoji*】 10 people liked this: 【What's wrong with imagining things? Are you going to take away that right too? Is the ocean yours? Why are you meddling so much?】 10 people liked this: 【Don't I have freedom of speech? The ocean isn't mine, it's yours! You even want to control what I say?】 10
People think this is great. [Who started this? How shameless is that?] 10 people think this is great. Boruto's timeline—
Temari went to the Hokage Building to submit her mission report, only to see her husband behind the Hokage's desk. She complained, "Here we go again. How come those all-knowing gods can argue about everything?"
What she considered trivial matters were things that people would argue about for dozens of minutes over—
Shikamaru looked up when he heard Temari's voice. "Still too idle!" Shikamaru muttered under his breath, "Damn it!"
Naruto! He's abandoned his work and run off again!
"Is it because Sasuke is back?" Temari concluded, "As soon as Sasuke returns to the village, Naruto becomes like a teenager again, and you always have to work overtime at this time. Based on this, I can deduce Sasuke's whereabouts."
"..——."
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Despite his low IQ of 200, Shikamaru always manages to get the short end of the stick with his wife.
In other words, if Temari were to discover this pattern, it wouldn't be good for Sasuke or the Hokage.
"Don't worry, for now, there's not much anyone who can ambush those two." Temari's tone shifted, becoming serious. "But judging from the comments, things might change later. Starting tomorrow, I'm going to grab Shikadai and learn Sunagakure's Wind Release techniques. Don't stop me."
"Okay, okay, this is so troublesome. Let Naruto and Sasuke show up as soon as possible." Shikamaru wrote furiously without looking up.
Temari stood by the window, looking at the comments on the screen that had suddenly started arguing.
"If everyone were like us, we would have been on missions long ago. We wouldn't have time to chat about this nonsense. I'm really curious about their world. It must be very peaceful."
Shikamaru yawned and stretched.
"As mentioned in the previous comments, their world is no less conflicted than ours; it's just that their country is more powerful."
And it's so peaceful that their desire to fight can only be expressed through verbal battles.
Temari chuckled, "It's a pity they have absolutely no experience in governing a country or a village; they always focus on our feelings and fighting strength."
"Come on," Shikamaru sighed. "I'd rather they talked about these things. Every time they talk about governing a country or a village, it's always about killing a daimyo and becoming king, or the Uchiha clan launching a coup to unify the ninja world."
"Sigh—" Temari thought about it and agreed. "Those people don't even consider that our world has existed for thousands of years. If killing the daimyo could solve all problems without creating new ones, wouldn't we have done it already?"
After reading so many comments, Shikamaru noticed some issues—
"Naruto is the main character, and most of the plot revolves around him. There's probably not much description of plots or characters that are unrelated to Naruto or the main storyline."
Temari, being a clever woman, nodded: "So much so that even the all-knowing gods can only guess and make arbitrary decisions based on their understanding of life."
"Yes," Shikamaru paused to rest, "so those gods who only talk about our emotions and fighting power are actually the smart and rational ones."
[I love the Empress! Hancock is so perfect. She possesses the same formidable fighting power as Tsunade, and she's also known for her stunning beauty. At the same time, she treats Luffy with the same gentleness, forbearance, and extreme tolerance as Hinata treats Naruto.] 10+ people liked this. The Seventh Hokage: "How did this turn into a personal discussion about the old woman and that snake princess? Give us more information about the enemy!" If all else fails, he'll add another comment.
Sasuke checked the time. "There are about two hours left. There's no need to rush. It's best to minimize contact with people from that world."
Compared to the issues in the heavens, they were more interested in understanding the future of Kurama's disappearance. Currently, Naruto no longer keeps Kawaki under hospital surveillance, but instead places him in his home, where he, as Hokage, personally manages him.
Sasuke's eyes darkened sharply for a moment.
His gaze toward Kawaki was filled with wariness.
As mentioned in the comments a long time ago, the deaths of the Hokage were more or less related to their disciples and students.
The Seventh Hokage, Naruto Uzumaki, was also killed by his student.
Although his sixth sense was never very accurate, Sasuke felt extremely dangerous looking at Kawaki at this moment.
Especially not long ago, some viewers commented that Ichikawa once said, "A world without the Seventh Hokage has no meaning for me."
This seems to indicate that he plans to do something big.
Sasuke Uchiha, who was trying to arrange and combine this information and was getting distracted in the process, suddenly saw Kawaki's name in the comments?!
Kawaki himself was dumbfounded.
"Me? Singing???"
[Recommended Video: My War]
[Singer - Kawaki]
【Kawaki's Attack! Hahaha】10+ people think it's great. 【The lyrics of this song really suit Kawaki.】10+ people think it's great. 【Thanks for bringing Boruto to the show, I thought there wouldn't be any Boruto characters singing.】10+ people think it's great. 【What Boruto? It's been renamed! It's called Kawaki's Story!】10+ people think it's great. "Boruto renamed Kawaki's Story?" Sarada's eyes darted back and forth between Boruto and Kawaki. Can the protagonist of this book really change?
"Maybe it'll be like Sasuke and me?" Naruto said. "We might both be the main characters, who knows?"
"Like Dad and Uncle Sasuke?!"
Boruto has become arrogant, fantasizing about being a cool lone wolf or a hired hand like his uncle Sasuke.
But Kawaki was clearly the most surprised one. "Me? The protagonist??"
Although he appears to be the tallest, most arrogant, and coolest among them, his tragic childhood experiences have led him to never believe that he will have the destiny of a protagonist.
Kawaki sneered, "If everyone in the world died, someone like me couldn't possibly be the protagonist, could I?"
This was the umpteenth time Naruto had seen the same forlorn and lonely look in the boy's eyes as he had when he was a child. Just like when he first met Gaara, he felt an urge to understand him.
"I'm talking to you—"
Naruto had barely started talking when Kawaki in the VCR started singing, so he had to stop.
Kawaki:
"Let's begin a new life from the darkness~♪"
【"Until the light reveals the end~♪"
As Kawaki listened to his own voice singing, his eyes couldn't help but curiously follow the lyrics—
A dark life.
He didn't know if it referred to the days when he was constantly beaten and scolded by his father as a child, a time when he was forever without hope. Or it referred to being chosen as a vessel by that guy Cixian, who gave him hope time and time again, only to forcibly strip him of it, just to tell him that he didn't deserve to have hope.
Kawaki knew that he had thought countless times that he might as well die.
But as the lyrics say, perhaps deep down he still hoped for a glimmer of light that could help him end the darkness.
ridiculous.
it is ridiculous.
Kawaki sneered inwardly, mocking himself for still not learning to give up.
[Holy crap! This word really suits Kawaki!] 10+ people liked this. [Kawaki's childhood was definitely a villain's story, right?] 10+ people liked this. [Judging from Kawaki's childhood experiences, he should be a pretty kind person; it's all his dad's fault.]
10+ people liked this. [That's not his biological father, is it? It seems like a human trafficker who tricked Kawaki. Genetically speaking, they don't look like father and son.] 10+ people liked this. Recalling his childhood experiences, Kawaki's anger rose again and again. The mark on the shell in his hand burned hot. He might lose control at any moment and use the Compassion String to destroy everything around him that made him uncomfortable!
"Hey! Calm down!" Naruto grabbed Kawaki. "You're giving me that look just like Sasuke when he's stuck in a rut!"
Sasuke: "————" Why bring me up?!
Obito, who had only been resurrected for a little over an hour, chuckled, "Naruto, it seems you never lack people like us around you."
Sasuke did not respond, but he secretly agreed with Obito's idea.
As many viewers have said in the comments before, Naruto was the one who should have turned evil, but he saved the whole world and those who had fallen into darkness.
[Naruto was the ray of light that ended Kawaki's dark life, and then Kawaki killed Naruto, lol.jpg] 10+ people liked this. "What?!"
When this comment appeared, Kawaki, who originally wanted to use the power of the mark to resist Naruto, Naruto who was trying to stop Kawaki, Sasuke Uchiha and Obito Uchiha who were recalling the Fourth Shinobi World War, and the bewildered descendants on the other side, were all stunned!
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