novel-books Chapter 337 Charaban, you're really hungry!
Chapter 337 Charaban, you're really hungry!
Chapter 337 Charaban, you're really hungry!
Hashirama gazed into the distance, at that chakra—
If nothing unexpected happens, it should have already come looking for us.
With the aid of Sage Mode, Hashirama's sensory abilities even surpassed those of Tobirama, a sensory-type ninja. In his mind, a clear, three-dimensional picture seemed to be constructed, using chakra as a guide—
The colossal beast thrashed about on all fours, its claws digging into the ground, its nine long tails swirling like mountains behind it. It was one of the tailed beasts they had been searching for—the Nine-Tailed Fox!
[The Valley of the End's Original Timeline—]
"Quickly turn me back! Use the Outer Path: Samsara of Heavenly Life Technique to revive Big Brother, then capture the Tailed Beasts, summon the Sage of Six Paths, and obtain Yin-Yang Release!!" Tobirama Senju's crimson eyes were fixed on Madara Uchiha: "Only you and Big Brother have a sliver of hope to fight Kaguya."
Rarely being acknowledged by Tobirama Senju, Madara Uchiha was stunned for a moment before finally reacting: "I already told you, it's a gas that people are born with, called Haki."
"What you're saying is bullshit!!"
"It's clearly because you can't do it! Humph! You're Hashirama's brother, yet you're not even a fraction as good as him. If I were Hashirama, I would have strangled you long ago!"
"I'm so sorry! My older brother is him, not you!"
As the two argued like lovers (that's how Madara's younger brother and Tobirama's rival saw it), Izuna stood behind them, his heart filled with mixed feelings, words couldn't express it, his emotions were complicated, and his thoughts were a jumbled mess.
[The wish to "confirm the Black Zetsu of the distant timeline in the Valley of the End":]
"He obtained more chakra than both Hagoromo and Hamura."
"Did he choose to obtain power stronger than the Sage of Six Paths?" Tobirama Senju pondered. "He must be afraid that you and your brother will seal Kaguya again. It seems he doesn't know about your brother's situation. By wishing for great power, he can lie dormant for hundreds or thousands of years, waiting until you and your brother, or even Sasuke and Naruto, are dead before letting Kaguya descend."
Madara remained silent, and Izuna continued following Tobirama's train of thought: "As long as Black Zetsu continues to hide, it's possible that even after Isshiki Otsutsuki is dealt with, Kaguya might be released again."
"That's right." Tobirama nodded.
Madara Uchiha realized that Black Zetsu had used the Senju and Uchiha clans' millennia-long scheme to even pin the death of Hashirama on Black Zetsu.
"Hmph! I won't let him succeed!"
He glared at Tobirama Senju.
The man before him was not the one he knew, but a beautiful woman with white hair, red eyes, delicate features, and a slender, hot figure.
Madara Uchiha paused noticeably before saying, "I need you to implant Hashirama's cells into me."
Tobirama Senju understood that Madara wasn't just asking him to implant Hashirama's cells, but more importantly, to help him awaken the Rinnegan! Only with the Rinnegan could he fight against Black Zetsu.
Especially after obtaining chakra stronger than that of the Six Paths, this Black Zetsu would probably be someone even Madara with the Rinnegan couldn't handle.
But helping Ban implant his older brother's cells—
"Don't even think about it! Forget about it!"
Madara Uchiha realized that he truly had no way to deal with Tobirama like this. It wasn't that he didn't like to fight women, but rather that he had promised Hashirama he wouldn't touch Tobirama or Konoha, and that he might even have to "do something" if conditions allowed.
It might help them.
ORZ——
Damn it, Hashirama!!
Get your stinky brother—no, wait!
Take your lovable, jerk sister home and raise her yourself!!!
[Timeline of the First Five Kage Summit]
[The wish of "confirming the timeline of the First Five Kage Summit with Black Zetsu":]
"He obtained more chakra than both Hagoromo and Hamura."
"Is it the same as the previous timeline? —"
The First Hokage, Hashirama Senju, had a gloomy face.
"Brother, our top priority is to find Madara Uchiha!"
That's true—
But how will they find Madara, who is hiding in the ninja world?
"Don't worry, I already know where he is!" Tobirama Senju, with an evil Uchiha old devil's expression that seemed to say, "I'll deal with you right now—", threw out a copy of the "Uchiha Encyclopedia"!
"No, Tobirama, you look a lot like that blue fat guy in the comments—especially since you're wearing blue armor too."
"Shut up, bro! We're talking about serious business!"
Tobirama showed no mercy in scolding his brother. He opened the "Uchiha Encyclopedia," a free gift on the bullet screen, and flipped to Madara Uchiha's bullet screen. Inside, he found important entries about Madara Uchiha biting Hashirama at the Valley of the End, faking his death with Izanagi, and researching Hashirama's cells in the tunnel for decades without any substantial progress.
"Based on the environment and terrain features in these pictures, I have analyzed where Madara Uchiha is hiding!"
! "
Fortunately, in the Fourth Shinobi World War timeline, the battle between the Twelve Great Shinobi against Kaguya cast a shadow over Black Zetsu in various timelines. As a result, in most timelines where Madara Uchiha and Hashirama Senju were alive at the same time, Black Zetsu chose to either obtain chakra stronger than Hagoromo and Hamura or obtain the body of an Otsutsuki clan member.
This gave the ninjas time to prepare.
Inside the Hokage's office, the Konoha ninja listened to the two Hokage discussing their plans, their eyes awkwardly glancing at the First Kazekage sitting on a small stool.
Because of the rules of the bullet screen game, one of the Kage needs to engage in a thrilling battle with Hashirama Senju.
Key point: It's about giving Hashirama Senju a truly satisfying experience.
But due to—
Hashirama spoke at length in a very tactful manner, during which he smiled apologetically and banged his head against the table, but the content can basically be translated as:
I don't want to say that all the Kage here are trash, but apart from Madara, no one can excite me.
So, after thoroughly defeating the Kazekage several times, in order to prevent the first Five Kage Summit from being permanently halted, Hashirama Senju simply brought the First Kazekage back to Konoha.
Anyway, the bullet screen only said that you need to have a great fight with any of the shadows, but it didn't say where you need to fight, right?
Tobirama: Inviting the First Kazekage to Konoha as a guest, it's reasonable to give him a small stool and have him sit quietly next to you, right?
Fengying: Reasonable my foot!!
Tobirama: Big brother, why don't you go fight the Kazekage in Sunagakure? I reckon the Kazekage will be able to perform more consistently on their own turf.
Wind Shadow: ————
Think about the battle between Hashirama Senju and Madara Uchiha at the Valley of the End in the VCR. He didn't want the newly established Sunagakure to be smashed into a crater by the Wooden Buddha!
Fengying: I'm sorry.
This led to the scene in Konoha Village, the Hokage Building, and the Hokage's office, where the First Hokage and his advisor, brothers, discussed how to save the world, while the First Kazekage sat on a small stool listening.
[Timeline of Tobirama's Death]
In this timeline, Hashirama Senju is dead. Even if Madara Uchiha were still alive, it would be impossible for him to seal Kaguya Otsutsuki with his own power.
Therefore, Black Zetsu made his choice without any hesitation.
[Black Zetsu's wish to "confirm the timeline of the Second Hokage's death":]
The Second Kage of the entire ninja world twitched their lips again. Couldn't they at least specify the scope?! There are five Second Kage!!!
"Kaguya Ōtsutsuki has returned to the human world."
Black Zetsu had already opened his arms, ready to welcome him.
"Awaken! Descend!!!"
"Almighty God!"
"Kaguya-sama!!"
Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom, Mom!!
I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you, I miss you!!
I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you, I love you!!!
If you suddenly sneeze, it must be because I'm thinking of you. Love means I'm always bothering you.
Black Zetsu almost went mad while singing the song from the VCR. Thousands of years! He hadn't been able to be close to his mother for thousands of years!
Hobaby~ Say a few more sweet words~ Look at me more when you miss me~ Show me a little more~ So I can really see you~
"Kaguya Ōtsutsuki's attempt to descend to Earth has failed. Please choose another wish."
"ah???"
His dark, bean-like eyes blinked, blinked, blinked—
He suddenly froze in place while twisting, and didn't react for half a minute.
Madara Uchiha, who was originally on high alert, was caught off guard and his murderous aura remained unabated, his expression frozen on his face.
Kaguya's descent failed? What happened?
He desperately wanted to know the reason, but he was trapped next to Mitokado Homura, and as punishment for Mitokado Homura, the two had to have a fierce battle.
""
However, after so much time, Madara finally discovered a loophole in this punishment.
The rule is that if a truly exhilarating battle doesn't take place...
Then let's just treat Mitokado Yan as a leg accessory.
From that day on, Mitokado Homura became Madara Uchiha's lackey, responsible for doing everything Madara Uchiha needed him to do.
Carrying this leg accessory, Madara Uchiha arrived in Konoha, just in time to see Black Zetsu's wish fail.
When Madara Uchiha found Tobirama Senju, he opened his mouth, unsure of what to say.
He! Hashirama Senju's younger brother! The Second Hokage of Konoha! Tobirama Senju!!
He's sitting in the courtyard drinking tea with Kaguya Otsutsuki, who could destroy an entire world?!
"I'm tied to this weak, worm-like brat! And you're here having tea with a woman?!"
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Tobirama Senju frowned. What kind of focus was this?
Looking at his pitiful subordinates, Tobirama sighed.
"Leave your words unsaid, Madara. Not everyone possesses that terrifying fighting power like you and your brother."
Let's take Tobirama's words as a compliment for now. Madara Uchiha pointed at Kaguya Otsutsuki and asked Tobirama, "Give me a reasonable explanation!"
"She was summoned by gathering all six Noble Phantasms, but it was precisely because of this that Black Zetsu failed to summon Kaguya."
Tobirama Senju gave Madara Uchiha the explanation he wanted, and at the same time analyzed to Kaguya: "Black Zetsu cannot summon Kaguya, which means that you are not Kaguya Otsutsuki from another world, but rather the you from our timeline who has not yet experienced all the betrayals."
Kaguya truly lived up to her reputation as a peerless beauty. With her eyes slightly lowered, she exuded a captivating and pitiful beauty. She calmly stated, "As you all know, I betrayed Otsutsuki Isshiki and prevented the Divine Tree from devouring all life here."
She originally did everything she could to save the planet, but was betrayed time and time again. Only after consuming the Chakra Fruit did the subsequent story begin, until even her two children betrayed her.
"you----"
Madara Uchiha uttered the word "you," then seemed unsure what to say to Kaguya. He turned to Tobirama Senju and demanded, "Aren't you going to kill her now?! Don't tell me you're having second thoughts about this woman; I know you're not a soft-hearted person at all!"
Tobirama Senju frowned and retorted, "Are you stupid?"
Madara Uchiha was about to strangle Tobirama Senju by the neck and kill him!
Then, the Divine Tree bulletin board, which had been silent for more than ten minutes, announced again:
[Black Zetsu's wish to "confirm the timeline of the Second Hokage's death":]
"We have obtained a body belonging to an Otsutsuki."
Even Madara Uchiha, who doesn't have the Rinnegan yet, couldn't possibly be a match for Black Zetsu Otsutsuki.
Tobirama Senju sighed and retorted without any mercy or fear of death, "If you still don't understand why by now, then my aversion to stupidity is about to kick in."
"You're keeping her to deal with Black Zetsu?" Madara Uchiha said naturally.
Tobirama Senju glanced at Kaguya, who was drinking tea, and paused for a moment because of Madara Uchiha's words.
Taking three deep breaths, Tobirama still couldn't suppress his anger: "If you had any brains at all, you'd know you shouldn't say things like that in front of the person involved, right?!"
Madara Uchiha was also displeased. "Don't yell at me! Hashirama is dead, and no one will protect you now!"
The two glared at each other, neither willing to back down.
Kagami and Hiruzen, who were guarding the area, also jumped out. Kagami pleaded with Madara Uchiha to calm down, using his identity as a member of the Uchiha clan, but it was to no avail.
In a truly miserable state, Mitokado Homura made up his mind that if Uchiha Madara wanted to attack the Second Hokage, he would do everything in his power to run in the opposite direction, forcing Uchiha Madara to stay away from the Second Hokage!
Kaguya seemed to have nothing to do with these things, continuing to leisurely drink her tea. Having not experienced a profound betrayal, her emotions were almost abnormally stable.
At this critical moment, a message about the final timeline came from the mirror beside them—
[Limited Tsukuyomi Timeline——]
[The wish to "confirm the limited Tsukuyomi timeline Black Zetsu":]
["Transmigrated into Fullmetal Alchemist."] (Side story?)
In this timeline, Black Zetsu was sealed by the villains Hashirama and Tobirama, who successfully stole Kaguya's chakra, her identity as a member of the Otsutsuki clan, and even her eye power.
Hashirama and Tobirama were already incredibly powerful, but the online commentary can still effortlessly modify their character designs, making them the same as Hashirama and Tobirama in the original timeline.
Because Sasuke's wish was also like this, it was as if the original villains Tobirama and Hashirama had suddenly been possessed by the First and Second Hokage.
Or it's as if the First Hokage and the Second Hokage from the original story suddenly appeared in this unfamiliar world.
Previously, Chara Madara, the head of the Uchiha clan, said: "If Hashirama and Tobirama were both women, I wouldn't mind eating a sister's bowl."
The First and Second Hokage were so terrified they nearly jumped out of their skin! Their eyes as they looked at Madara Uchiha were filled with horror and embarrassment!
Unfortunately, only during the Fourth Shinobi World War, which had a mirror wall as a connection, did they hear Chara Madara's wolfish words. Now, because several Black Zetsu timelines are sealed, and the wishing speed is the slowest, the mirrors in other timelines show the scene of the "limited Tsukuyomi timeline".
It's unclear where Charabar got the roses from, but he shoved them directly in front of the flat-chested Tsunade and the voluptuous Shizune, saying, "My two adorable kittens, would you like to spend a pleasant evening with me, the former, former, former, former head of the Uchiha clan?"
As they were talking, Tsunade from the Tobirama death timeline burst into the Second Hokage's mansion!
"Grandpa Tobirama! I heard—"
"Two adorable kittens, would you like to spend a pleasant evening with me, the former, former, former, former head of the Uchiha clan?"
Tsunade glanced at Madara Uchiha, who was mortified by the "Tobirama's death timeline," and quietly uttered two words: "Pervert?"
Madara Uchiha was already in his fifties when, for the first time, he was called a pervert by a little girl.
It wouldn't be wrong to say that his Dao heart collapsed.
In the limited Tsukuyomi timeline, the delinquent Hinata complains: "I'm not eating the sister rice bowls of the First and Second Hokage anymore, but now I'm eyeing them again—"
The elite Naruto covered Hinata's mouth, otherwise a certain word that might not be suitable for censorship would have come out of her mouth.
[Timeline of Tobirama's death (but he didn't die successfully)]
Tiny Tsunade spread her arms, blocking the Second Hokage and Kaguya, glaring angrily at Madara Uchiha: "You big bad guy, get out of here! I absolutely won't let you bully Grandpa Tobirama!!"
At this time, Tsunade was still flat-chested and quite cute.
Tobirama sighed, rubbing his forehead: "Madara, don't stoop to the level of a child."
Madara, of course, wouldn't take a little girl who hadn't even grown up properly seriously, but he couldn't stand being called a pervert, so he could only unexpectedly pinch Tsunade's face and pull it: "Who are you calling a pervert! You brat!"
Tsunade, of course, refused to admit defeat. Even with her face being torn apart, she still argued with Madara Uchiha: "You're the one who said you wanted to eat Hashirama and Tobirama's sister rice bowls, and also oyako-don, and pork cutlet rice bowls! If you're hungry, go to the cafeteria!! You pervert!"
Gurgle—
Damn it! Even Madara Uchiha said he was hungry!!
These past few days, he's been eating things bestowed upon him by all-knowing gods, almost all of them bean curd skin sushi! Now he's terrified of even seeing bean curd skin sushi!
Madara Uchiha turned around and picked up Homura Mitokado to leave.
Tobirama: "Where are you going?"
"canteen!"
"Do you think that when you attacked Konoha with the Nine-Tails, it was just like those little girls in the comments who like you said, that you only destroyed a few houses?!" Tobirama reminded him.
"Don't move! I've already used my shadow clone to buy it!!"
Madara Uchiha was just about to say that Tobirama was unusually sensible for once when he saw that the Flying Thunder God Food delivery service had already arrived at his doorstep.
Madara looked at Tobirama in surprise. Even if Tobirama Senju was known as the fastest ninja in the world, he couldn't possibly conjure food out of thin air, could he?
Isn't this delivery speed a bit too fast? Is it pre-made food?
All I saw was—
More than twenty Senju Tobirama, each carrying two large bags of takeout, walked in one after another!
Madara initially thought that others would be arriving later, but Tobirama countered, "With you and Kaguya here, do you think I would entertain anyone else?" He then warned Tsunade not to reveal that the two of them were there.
Tsunade swore on her gambling luck that she would never tell anyone. It's clearly a very vicious curse, so she probably won't easily break her promise.
Looking at the potentially hundred-plus takeout orders, Madara Uchiha said unhappily, "Do you think I'm a pig?"
Tobirama Senju ignored him and turned to Kaguya, saying, "You should eat one less serving and share it with Madara Uchiha."
Kaguya nodded slightly, seemingly reluctantly.
His eyes were wide and his tongue was tied.
Fortunately, Tobirama Senju's yard is quite large, otherwise it wouldn't be big enough to hold Kaguya's takeout.
Fortunately, Tobirama Senju was the Hokage, otherwise he might not have been able to provide Kaguya with enough food every day.
Meanwhile, Black Zetsu Otsutsuki was unable to summon his mother and was extremely anxious. He began to plan carefully, believing that the problem must lie in Konoha!
If you ask why I think this way—
Didn't one of the comments already say it? Whether the ninja world is in chaos or not, Konoha has the final say!
If there's anything that doesn't make sense, just go to Konoha and see!
He knew the way to Konoha like the back of his hand. When he arrived, he saw Tobirama writing and drawing on a scroll, while his beloved mother was showing off her meal with Madara Uchiha and that little girl named Tsunade.
Beside his mother, Lady Kaguya, there were already about forty takeout packages.
"Damn you, Uchiha Madara! Putting your leftover food wrappers next to Mother, are you trying to make everyone think she eats like a pig?!"