There are no women in this world

Chapter 30

On Saturday morning, there were only Gu Yan and Meng Shikai in the dormitory. Gu Yan was lying on the bed while basking in the sun while reading a book, enjoying the comparison.

Just when he was about to fall asleep, Yu Yang opened the door and came in, dragging a huge express box, Gu Yan and Meng Shikai were very curious, what did they buy for such a big box?

"What?" Meng Shikai asked him directly.

"I didn't buy it, I sent it to me." Yu Yang kicked the box on the ground and complained, "Who knows what the hell he's doing? I managed to carry such a big box up to the 5th floor."

Gu Yan climbed out of the bed: "Birthday gift? Your buddy is too honest to send such a big gift." It will be Yu Yang's birthday in a few days, and this guy has already arranged for everyone to attend his birthday party.

"To help you dismantle it together." Meng Shikai went to find a paper cutter.

Gu Yan also joined in, and the three of them hurriedly opened the yellow corrugated cardboard box outside to reveal the carton packaging inside, but it couldn't cover the contents inside.

When the three people saw the picture on the inner package, they all gasped. This is an inflatable doll!Looking at the outer packaging, it is still a valuable high-end product.

Yu Yang reflexively stuffed things into the box, Gu Yan and Meng Shikai reacted, and beat the ground laughing, Yu Yang, this buddy deliberately messed with him, knowing that he was in the dormitory, and sent him the inflatable doll, this is not the whole thing What is a person?

Gu Yan wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes and said to Yang: "Fourth brother, I haven't seen the world since I was a child, you can show me...haha...show me how to use this thing, let the little brother see it for a while. Brother's majestic figure, hahaha..."

Meng Shikai couldn't help laughing and teasing: "Second brother wants to see it too, I'll give you the stage, please start your performance."

Yu Yang grinned fiercely at the two of them, then gritted his teeth and said, "Yang Xunkai!! You are dead!!!!" After speaking, he took out his mobile phone and called the man, and the call stopped within two seconds. After being picked up by the other party, before Yu Yang could speak, Gu Yan and Meng Shikai heard the sound of laughing on the phone. It seemed that he was waiting for him specially. The two couldn't help laughing when they saw it. Both of them burst out laughing, and yelled into the phone: "Your surname is Yang!! Dare to scold me, if you have the ability to hide on Mars for your birthday this year!!" Then he slammed the phone down.

After Gu Yan and Meng Shikai laughed, they were actually curious. Inflatable dolls, men are not interested. It’s not that Meng Shikai has never seen it before, but he thought that Yu Yang must be the kind of high-end product he had never seen before. Knowing that the advanced inflatable dolls in this world are not more advanced than his world at 01:30, and can also emit an electromagnetic hormone to stimulate men, so I really want to "see and see".

It's a pity that Yu Yang, who was just laughed at by the two, was lucky there, and no matter how they beat around the bush and said they wanted to open it, they would not give him face.

It wasn't until the evening, when Xiao Juncheng came back, that the two urged their boss to talk to the injured Yu Yang, and the young master gave them a cold snort, agreeing that they opened the express delivery to "observe".

Several people rushed around shamelessly to unpack the package. When Xiao Juncheng took out the doll, they all blushed a little, and even Yu Yang, who was pretending to be cold, let out a 'wow'.

The doll is a life-like boy. He only wears black briefs on his whole body, which makes his complexion more fair and tender. Every part of the doll is exquisitely made. Not only the facial features are perfect, but even the toes are small and cute. Waist pit, seeing this, everyone subconsciously glanced at Gu Yan, feeling a little embarrassed.

Xiao Juncheng made a fake cough and said, "It's pretty good looking. It's indeed a top-notch product. You've heard enough, buddy. This face is also so beautifully made, so we Xiaowu can compare it."

Yu Yang let out a "tss": "How can that dead fish with stiff eyes compare to our little Wu'er?"

Gu Yan: "...that..."

Before Gu Yan finished speaking, Yu Yang pinched the doll in distaste, and then said critically: "The skin is not as comfortable as Xiao Wuer's, the texture is average."

"You guys are enough!!" Gu Yan's face was full of black lines and he couldn't bear it anymore: "Why do you compare me with an inflatable doll?"

Yu Yang covered his mouth, then laughed and said to Gu Yan: "I was wrong, but it was the boss who brought it up first."

Xiao Juncheng stared: "I'll just say it casually." Then he turned his head to look at Gu Yan and said apologetically, "Hey, Xiao Wuer, I don't mean anything else, don't be angry."

Gu Yan snorted, then asked Yu Yang in a low voice: "Will this doll have that electromagnetic function?"

The eyes of the other people lit up and they were also curious. Yu Yang found the manual next to him, glanced at it and said, "Yes", and then said with a smirk, "However, what are you going to do? This is not to read, but to try." Heck, who wants to try? I'm very generous, this doll will be left to him for the first time, okay?"

"Uh... no need" Gu Yan and the others hurriedly waved their hands.

Seeing them slumped, Yu Yang, who had been depressed all afternoon, finally cleared up and laughed.

A few people helped Yu Yang repack and seal it after the "visit". Naturally, such a big thing couldn't be kept in the dormitory, but could only be sent back to his home. Yu Yang scolded him for wasting the courier fee while sealing the tape.

Gu Yan asked curiously, wouldn't Yu's father unpack his courier?Wouldn't it be embarrassing if you saw it?Yu Yang replied strangely, "I'm already an adult, so it's strange to have an inflatable doll. It will be embarrassing if I don't have one after a few years."

Gu Yan thought about the per capita ratio of adult males owning inflatable dolls in the world that he saw on the Internet in the previous stage, and regretted asking a stupid question.

Yu Yang’s birthday was not a weekend, but there were only 2 classes in the afternoon. After finishing the class, I took a few people from the dormitory to his house. His house has a villa near the suburbs of Beijing. The environment is not good. , the place is also big, and they can make a lot of noise.

But this time Wang Lei and Lu Wei didn't come along, because Yu Yang's birthday party also invited many of his good buddies. Because of their personalities, Wang Lei and Lu Wei didn't like to have fun with so many strangers. He was still a little unhappy, but Gu Yan knew how ugly it would be for people from different backgrounds to insist on blending in, so after some private persuasion, Yu Yang's slight unhappiness disappeared, and he promised to bring cakes for the two of them.

Letting the taxi drive directly to the entrance of the villa, Xiao Juncheng and Meng Shikai have been feeling the evil capitalism all the way since they entered the community.

Xiao Juncheng: "Master Yu, your house costs tens of millions, right? How does it feel to live in a pile of money?"

Yu Yang: "Basically, our family rarely lives here. The house here was bought by my dad for investment, and sometimes I entertain guests here."

Xiao Juncheng and Meng Shikai: "..."

Yu Yang led a few people to push the door in. As soon as he walked in, he heard a few muffled "bang bang" sounds. Several people were sprayed with colorful sequins by the fireworks sprayer. Gu Yan survived because he walked behind, only the hair was stained A few pieces.

Yu Yang spit out several mouthfuls of "Bah bah bah bah" before spit out the sequins that sprayed into his mouth, and then let out a strange cry and rushed to several young people who collapsed on the sofa in the living room laughing, and picked up the pillows on the sofa to catch whoever they were There was no ambiguity about who to shoot. They worked together to hold him down, and another two grabbed two pillows and slapped Yu Yang's butt hard. Yu Yang finally couldn't breathe from cursing and laughing. Only one person said that he was spared because of his birthday today.

Yu Yang got up out of breath, looked at Gu Yan and the others who were sitting on the other side of the sofa and looked at him with a smile, and shouted: "You guys are so mean! You didn't come to help me just now, and just watched me being beaten "

Gu Yan smiled: "Next time we will close our eyes"

Hahahahahaha, the people in the room were amused and laughed.

Yu Yang:"……"

"Xiaoyu, this is Gu Yan, right?"

Gu Yan looked at the person who was speaking. It was a young man with a rough appearance. He was holding Yu Yang's shoulder with one hand while asking him something. It seemed that he and Yu Yang had a very good relationship.

"Ah! Come, come, let me introduce you all."

In addition to Gu Yan, Yu Yang also invited 3 of his former buddies. He said that he had more friends in previous years, but it was a pity that they couldn’t come because they were studying in other places. Well, people also like to socialize, and it is normal to have many friends.

The one who spoke just now was Yang Xunkai. When Yu Yang introduced him, Gu Yan and the others looked like they were about to smile, and Yu Yang glared at Yang Xunkai bitterly: "It's all because of you! They made me laugh It's been a long time."

Yang Xunkai reacted immediately, laughed and collapsed on the sofa again, and a pillow was thrown by Yu Yang. Several other people asked what was going on. Yang Kaixun described the tricky incident emphatically. Give the show one tonight.

Several people were arguing, and two middle-aged men came down from the second floor, both wearing suits, one black and the other grey. Yu Yang's "big dad and little dad" confirmed Gu Yan's guess, the two are Yu Yang's fathers, Gu Yan Yan and the others quickly stood up.

Yu Yang hurriedly dragged Gu Yan and the others over to introduce them: "Daddy, little dad, this is my classmate in the university dormitory, this is Xiao Juncheng, this is Meng Shikai, and this is Gu Yan"

The three of Gu Yan hurriedly greeted Yu's parents. The two parents were very kind and kept smiling, especially Yu's father, who looked at them lovingly. When he saw Gu Yan, he liked it even more. Ask Yu Yang: "This is the beautiful child you always mention when you come back from the Chinese New Year. This real person looks much better than the one in your photo."

Someone immediately responded: "That's right, Xiaoyu, can you practice your photography skills? It's fine if you ruin yourself, but what's the matter if you ruined the faces of your school grass?"

Yu's fathers were also amused, and then told Yu Yang that they were going to a reception at night, so they could have fun at home by themselves, and the helper Uncle Liu's family would leave it to them.

Yu Yang happily made an OK gesture. Of course, the birthday party can't be attended by his parents, otherwise how can he have fun?