novel-books Chapter 602 Elephant Trouble
Chapter 602 Elephant Trouble
Chapter 602 Elephant Trouble
When Bai Shu, Ling Kongzi and others were interrogating Old Gui, something also happened at the ninth underground base in the imperial capital.
"Gulu, do you think I'm handsome today?" Elephant put on a bow tie in front of the floor-to-ceiling mirror, fiddled with his hair, and it was almost done. He turned around and looked at his black one. Big Fat Cat asked.
The big fat cat slowly opened its eyes, glanced at the elephant, and said, "Wonderful!"
"Hey, Gulu, you know the goods. It's rare to see someone as handsome as me. I am awakened by my own handsomeness every day." Elephant said proudly.
At this moment, the little white rabbit broke in from the outside. His hair was a little disheveled, one of his eyes was blue and the other was red and swollen, and there seemed to be blood on his forehead and corners of his mouth, as if he had fought with someone. After he broke in without knocking, he pouted his mouth angrily, put his hands together, and complained to the elephant: "Boss, I quit, I want to resign, I want to resign."
Hearing this, the elephant put away his smiling face just now, turned around with a serious face, then embraced the big black fat cat on the table, sat slowly on the chair, and asked Said: "Why?"
"Hmph, why, you asked me to partner with Nan Hu to catch that female ghost, do you know what Nan Hu did?" the little white rabbit said angrily.
"What did you do?" the elephant asked with the same expression.
"That damned guy of his actually objected to me breaking up that female ghost, and even dealt with that rich businessman together with that female ghost. Now that the rich businessman is dead, his family doesn't pay us labor fees at all, and he still wants to sue us, saying that we The ghost hurts people." The little white rabbit said, "Do you know, he also took that female ghost home... I tried to stop him, but in the end I was bullied by him and the female ghost under him, It's done like this. Woooooo...I quit, I can't go on."
"Oh?" Seeing the little white rabbit crying with tears and snot, the elephant couldn't help showing a smile. He already knew the character of the southern tiger. Strictly speaking, the elephant and the southern tiger Tigers and Kui Niu are the same way, they are all lustful, the difference is that elephants like sex only for human females, while Southern Tiger and Kui Niu like ghost females.
Seeing the elephant like this, the little white rabbit couldn't help but said: "Boss, don't you get angry? Since when did our ninth group fall into the ranks of ghosts? We specialize in cleaning up those things, and now we are ..."
"Carrot, you don't know. People have human principles, and ghosts have their own principles. I think that female ghost of the South Tiger Gang has her own reasons. Don't be angry. You will cooperate with him in the future and listen to his opinions more. Do you understand?" The elephant gently touched its big black cat and said, "Okay, if the wound on your face was scratched by a ghost, then ask Kui Niu Ask for some medicine, rub it well, don't leave scars, it will be ugly."
"I... I don't care, Elephant, I don't want to be with him." The little white rabbit said, stomping his feet.
"Then who do you want to be in a team with? Kui Niu and Mickey are in a team, and you can only be in a team with Southern Tiger." The elephant said to the little white rabbit.
"Then I want to switch with Mickey. I'll be with Kui Niu, and Mickey will be with Nanhu. What do you think?" The little white rabbit gritted his teeth, and said, "Anyway, Mickey and I are newcomers too. Yes, I apply to switch with him."
"Ask Mickey about this. If Mickey agrees, then you can team up with Kui Niu. If he doesn't agree, then you can team up with Southern Tiger." Elephant said.
"It's no wonder Mickey agrees!"
Just after the white rabbit finished speaking, the door was pushed open, and it was Mickey who came in.
Compared with the white rabbit's injury, Mickey's injury is more serious, at least the white rabbit's injury is only a traumatic injury on the face, and when Mickey came in, the two of them felt that Mickey's spirit was very unstable, very It is erratic, and from time to time, a woman's soul flashes on Mickey's body. It seems that there is an extra soul on Mickey's body, and the two souls compete for the control of Mickey.
However, Mickey clearly had the upper hand and was able to control this woman's soul.
"Mitch, what's going on with you?" Elephant couldn't help asking in surprise when he saw the extra soul on Mitch.
Mickey immediately looked at the elephant with a sad face, and said, "Boss, I don't want to be with that Kui Niu anymore, that guy is a pervert, he actually trapped a woman's soul in my body, woo woo woo... Last night, he also locked my soul, let that woman occupy my body, and then I..."
After Mickey finished speaking, he couldn't help covering his chrysanthemum with his hand...
His grief-stricken expression made the elephant feel the pain in his ass.His hand trembling as he touched the big black cat, he thought to himself: "This Kui Niu is too much, how can he do such a cruel thing to a newcomer!"
Seeing Mickey's pitiful appearance, the little white rabbit next to him couldn't help but said, "You don't have chrysanthemums and bruises, do you?"
Hearing what White Rabbit said, Mickey immediately gave White Rabbit a hard look, then turned to look at Elephant and said, "Boss, I don't want to partner with that pervert anymore, I want to apply for a team change, Nan and I A group of tigers."
The elephant nodded, and then said: "It just so happens that the white rabbit also applied for a group change, you two..."
When the white rabbit heard this, he immediately jumped up, stretched out his hand to stop, and said, "Stop!"
"En?" The elephant looked at the white rabbit and couldn't help but said, "What? Didn't you apply for a group change?"
"I was wrong." White Rabbit said, "I think it's good to partner with Nanhu." At least there is no need for chrysanthemums!
"But just now, you weren't..." The elephant looked at the white rabbit deliberately and said.
"Just now I was joking, just joking... Haha, boss, there is nothing else, I'm leaving first, I'm going to deal with my injury." After the white rabbit finished speaking, he turned around and left the elephant's office.Only Mickey with a resentful face was left behind.
Mickey looked at the elephant pitifully and said, "Boss, I don't want to partner with Kui Niu anymore, I don't want to partner with him..."
"Don't worry, I will definitely criticize him seriously about your affairs. Go and call that guy for me right away, and I will criticize him well." Elephant deliberately said to Mickey with a straight face.
Mickey thought to himself: "Is it useful for you to criticize him? His old pervert, old rabbit, old glass, old gay... He still treats me as always. Why am I so miserable..."
Seeing Mickey's dejected look, the elephant said: "Mickey, don't worry, I promise you, this kind of thing will not happen again in the future, well, go and call me that Kui Niu. "
Mickey said helplessly, "Yes!"
After seeing Mickey leave, Elephant shook his head helplessly. He touched the big black cat in his arms and said to himself: "Gulu, Gulu, do you think I should be the team leader? It’s not that it’s a failure, those guys under my hands...all have problems. Hey, I still miss the ninth group... When will I be able to restore the ninth group to its former prosperity?"
The big fat cat stood up from the elephant's arms, then bowed its waist, and called out: "Miao!" It jumped up, jumped onto the table, then jumped off the table, and passed through the crack of the door. Drilled out.
Seeing the big fat cat leave like this again, the elephant said helplessly: "It's really an ungrateful thing, it doesn't even want to talk to me, next time I won't feed you cat food, it's smelly and dirty dead mouse."
Just as the elephant finished cursing, there was a knock on the door.
"Tuk Tuk Tuk-"
"Who is it?" Elephant asked.
"Boss, I'm Nan Hu!" Nan Hu's voice said from outside the door.
"Come in!" Elephant knew that the sick cat would definitely come to the door. After the little one complained, the big one would definitely follow suit.He is used to it.
When Nan Hu heard what the elephant said, he immediately walked in, and when he came in, he closed the door on purpose.He was also holding a wooden statue of a female minister in his hand. He looked at the elephant with some anxiety and said, "Boss, I know that the white rabbit has come to look for you, Boss."
"En." Elephant responded, then nodded, and looked at Nanhu noncommittally.
Nan Hu knew that the elephant was giving him a chance to explain things clearly.
He said: "Boss, you know, I'm not like some mages who catch ghosts, as long as they are good ghosts or bad ghosts, innocent or evil, I will kill them all. I am not that kind of person. I usually don't do anything to innocent ghosts."
Hearing this, the elephant nodded and continued to look at Nan Hu, letting Nan Hu continue to speak clearly.
"Xiao Ling, Fang Fang, both of you come out!" After Nan Hu finished speaking, a gust of wind suddenly blew up in the elephant's office. After the wind passed, two female ghosts suddenly appeared in the elephant's office. before.
The elephant sneezed from the cold.He rubbed his nose with the back of his hand, and said to himself: "Oh, the female ghost who has a lot of grievances, this grievance is so heavy, it seems that she died unexpectedly."
In fact, if Lin Lin was here, he would definitely find one of the female ghosts named Fang Fang, who was the Fang Fang he saw on the train that day.
When Lin Lin saw her that day, she was still human, but now she has become a ghost.
Although she is a ghost, she still looks as beautiful as when she was a human, except that her face is a little pale, there is no difference.She looked at the elephant with some anxiety at the moment.She could feel that this person should have some tricks.
Nanhu looked at the elephant and said: "This female ghost is called Fang Fang. She really died unjustly and was murdered. Because of her terrible death, Lord Yan issued a pass order to allow her to go back to the world to ask her enemy for help." Life."
After hearing Nan Hu's words, Da Xiang understood why Nan Hu would help this female ghost. He said, "Is that rich businessman the enemy who killed her?"
(End of this chapter)