why don't you wear pants

Chapter 15: Little White Rabbit

The men are all gone, only Bai Er and a group of little rascals are left.

The little bastards hugged their stomachs one by one and cried hungry.

Bai Er looked at them: "I haven't eaten for a month, and I don't feel hungry."

The little bunnies were stunned.

"How is it possible? You lied!"

"A month! You must be starving."

Bai Er: "...my heart is dead, but I am still alive."

"real?!"

"Yeah." Bai Er said: "If you don't believe me, follow me and don't eat for a month."

Women: "..."

Be honest, little bastards, let alone not eating for a month, even if they don't eat for a day, they can't stand it.

The food stored in the clan had been eaten up by Jin Long's meal, and even though the barbarian clansmen came with dried meat, there was not enough to eat.

Most importantly, there were not many ingredients left, and Jinlong didn't leave any.

Bai Er asked the woman next to him, "Are there wild vegetables in the clan?"

Woman: "What are wild vegetables?"

Bai Er: "Aside from meat, what else do you eat?"

The woman said: "Fruit."

White ears and facial paralysis: "Oh."

Fortunately, you still know how to eat fruit, otherwise you will definitely be malnourished!With a sack on his shoulder, Bai Er took half of the women in the clan to look for wild vegetables.The other half, the women, take care of the kids, make the ingredients and chop the jerky.

The women told him that the forests were occupied by powerful clans and they could not go there, but they knew of some small, unoccupied woods.

Bai Er was surprised: "Why do you have to go to woods and forests?"

The woman said, "Isn't it to catch wild animals?"

Bai Er glanced at the woman's arm: "You also catch wild animals?"

The woman looked at the white-eared and tender little face a little shyly, and nodded: "The ferocious beast is not good, but the little white rabbit is fine. It has a docile personality and only eats one kind of red-headed grass. Most importantly, it is big enough to catch a small white rabbit." , can be eaten for several days, but even if it is made into jerky, it cannot be stored for too long."

Thinking of the little white rabbit twice as big as a lion and tiger, Bai Er swallowed, "Let's go and see the red block grass."

The woman was stunned: "But, our way is to go to the grove to catch wild boars."

The pure little eyes of the little black pig suddenly appeared in Bai Er's mind, and he shook his head: "Let's go catch the little white rabbit." If you're lucky, you can also find carrots.

Moreover, the wild boar is too wild, but the little white rabbit is cute.

After walking for a long time, they came to a place full of huge radish pits.

One pit can almost bury an adult white ear.

There are also radish tassels and slightly exposed carrot heads.

Bai Er was very happy, just saw a broken tree on the way, the tree was full of wild fungus, because it didn't rain, the fungus was very dry, but Bai Er didn't dislike it, and left a few women behind.

Leave four women to watch the wind, four women dig carrots, and the rest are all laying traps.They brought ropes, and quickly tied the ropes together to form a big net. The big net was buried under the soil, and half a carrot was dug out and placed vertically in the middle.

The woman who released the wind said that the little white rabbit was coming, and then all the women hid behind the stone, and Bai Er followed.

The little white rabbit is not only white, but also very cute, with red eyes, water chestnut mouth, two white front teeth, and furry ears, if it is not so huge...

It was even worse to jump up, Bai Er and all the women were shaking tightly on the rocks, not daring to move.

The little white rabbit jumped and jumped, jumped to the side of half a piece of carrot, sniffed it with its cute nose, oh, it tastes right, hugged it immediately, opened its mouth, and started to eat.Then, the woman closed the net.

The little white rabbit caught in the net didn't care about the carrots, and struggled in the net upside down.

Almost everyone held one rope, about forty or fifty women, the little white rabbit struggled, and they moved too. Several women, because of lack of strength, threw the rope out of their hands.Bai Er also held a rope in his hand, but for some reason, he felt very relaxed.

The rope is a slipknot, and the stronger the woman on the outside, the tighter the net shrinks.

The little white rabbit could only pant for breath, and then, seeing that he couldn't break free, his front teeth began to grind the rope.

Several pieces were broken in one bite.A few more ports will be gone.Bai Er looked at the leading woman.

The woman belonged to the barbarian tribe. She smiled at the corner of her mouth and showed a triumphant look: "Get on the stick!"

A woman held a wooden stick more than ten meters long and didn't think it was cumbersome. She pointed it at the open front teeth of the little white rabbit, and stabbed it in with a roar. The wooden stick went through the head, and the little white rabbit fell to the ground with a bang.

Bai Er was amazed by these women.In order to prove his previous conjecture, he came to the little white rabbit's corpse, grabbed his ear, and dragged it forward.

The huge corpse of the little white rabbit followed Bai Er's strength very easily.

Although the women around were surprised, they felt normal when they thought that Bai Er was by Long's side.

Bai Er beat the little white rabbit on the head again with [-]% force.

The little white rabbit flew more than ten meters away, and rolled countless circles.

The women around were puzzled and looked at Bai Er with foolish eyes.

Bai Er: "..."

He is so good.

Bai Er said, "Dig two radishes and take them away."

Woman: "What carrot?"

Bai Er pointed to the stuff the little white rabbit ate.

The woman understood and asked someone to dig two.

Bai Er carried the radish in one hand and the little white rabbit in the other, and went home.

The other radish was carried away by two women.

The woman who walked at the end thought: "If I hadn't heard that he belonged to a dog or a dragon, I would have taken it home."

"That's right, he's still so pretty, and the son he gave birth to will definitely look like him."

It's a pity that Bai Er couldn't hear him.

On the way, I met several women who collected fungus, and they had already cleaned up the fungus tree.

A group of people go back, but Long has already returned.

very simple.He turned into a dragon and ate everything that could be seen in the big clan.Seeing him, the big clansmen knelt down one by one, weeping bitterly. The golden dragon flicked its tail, letting the Walong and barbarian clansman press them back, and he walked first.

After returning, the women in the clan told him that Bai Er had gone looking for food.He was bored and vomited out all the things of the big clan.There is more gold than the barbarians, not to mention many unique gold and silver jewelry.

Jinlong picked out the ones he liked, lifted his house, spit out a large amount of gold nuggets, manipulated them, and the gold nuggets gathered together to form the shape of a house, but not the pointed one in the family.

Rather, he saw the image in the house of the clothed man.

In order to show respect for the dragon, there are basically no other houses on his land.He built a living room, a bedroom, and a spa pool.The living room is at the front, the bedroom is at the back, and next to the bedroom is the hot spring.

In the room, the tables, chairs, cups, and even the lamp holders that light the oil fire are all gold.

Thinking of the last time Bai Er's legs were swollen because of the high bed, Jin Long made the bed very short, the height of a palm.

He changed out the shit-yellow sheets and quilts, and re-covered them with gold threads.

The door is not a curtain, but a golden door, the kind with an inner buckle inside and a lock on the outside.

After finishing all this, he waited for Bai Er at the intersection where he came back, and gave him a surprise.

Then, he saw Bai Er carrying a carrot in one hand and pulling a huge little white rabbit in the other, and smiled as he wanted him to come.

Jinlong: "..."

Bai Er yelled after 100 meters: "Brother Long, there is something delicious!"

When Jin Long heard the delicious food, he shouted happily: "Xiaobai, I have something good to show you too!"

Bai Er asked casually: "What good thing?"

Jinlong ran over and replied without thinking, "I built you a golden house!"

Bai Er: "..."

Emperor Wu of the Han Dynasty, the golden house cangjiao; Zulong, the golden house Tibetan dog...

Bai Er looked at Jin Long deeply, Jin Long ran over and happily took the little white rabbit and radish in his hands.

When they came to the open space of the kitchen, the woman had already chopped the dried meat ingredients, and Jinlong dragged the little white rabbit to the river to cook.

Bai Er spit out a fire, heated the water in the small stone pot, and put the fungus in it.After soaking in hot water, the fungus gradually grew bigger, and all the women and children around were amazed.

The radishes are mostly lumpy and a few shredded.Stew half of the carrots and dry bones together, add some fungus, a few ingredients, and a little pepper, and stew them in a large stone pot.

Jinlong dragged the prepared little white rabbit back, and Bai Er cut off the fat from it to refine the oil.

The taste of rabbit oil is not as fragrant as lard, but there are a lot of them, and there are three earthen jars.

Slaughter the rabbit meat into pieces, put it into the second large stone pot, put all the remaining lumpy carrots in it, put some fungus, chili pepper, and stew.

The stewed fungus is relatively small, and the rest is fried with dried meat.It was two women who were fired, because Jin Long had been holding Bai Er from behind, leaning his head on his shoulder, looking extremely tired.

Bai Er: "..."

If it weren't for the hand touching his waist, he would have believed it.

Bai Er asked the woman to fry two kinds of spicy and non-spicy, two small stone pots, and fried it twice.

Then use the shredded carrots, put them into the pot a little at a time, stir fry them over high heat, and the ones that come out are sweet and crisp.

The second time, the two pots of frying dried meat with fungus were contracted by Jinlong. If Bai'er hadn't stopped them quickly, the previous ones might not have escaped.

Jinlong held two big wooden bowls and ate with Bai Er.

Jin Long's hand touched Bai Er's pendant just now, Bai Er's face was paralyzed: "You must wash your hands first."

Jin Long felt wronged and said: "Xiaobai, can I not wash it?"

Xiaobai said sternly: "If you don't wash your hands after eating, you are not a good boy!"

Jin Long pouted: "I didn't wash my hands before, and besides, I'm a dragon, not a child."

Bai Er: "...Then I'm going to sleep in the kennel tonight!"

Jinlong: "I'll wash it!"

Jinlong spat out a mouthful of water, he washed it, and Bai Er also washed it.

Before, Jinlong held Bai Er's hand...

After washing his hands, Jin Long grabbed a piece of meat, took a bite himself, it was delicious, and licked his fingers.He grabbed another piece and gave it to Bai Er.

Bai Er glanced at Jin Long and the drool on his fingers, and opened his mouth to eat.

Jinlong said while eating: "Xiaobai, is it delicious?"

Bai Er: "I made it, of course it's delicious."

Jin Long: "Well, Xiaobai is the best."

Bai Er: "..."

After eating a few mouthfuls, Jin Long got up and grabbed a big bowl of shredded carrots.

He took a bite halfway through, it was crunchy and licked, it was delicious, he sat down, grabbed a handful, and brought it to Bai Er's mouth: "Xiao Bai, this one is delicious too."

Bai Er: "..."

Jin Long asked: "Why don't you eat?"

Bai Er said shyly: "...it's too big, I can't eat it."

Jin Long frowned: "You are so small at the bottom, you can eat the two below me, and the top is bigger than the bottom, how can you not eat it?"

Bai Er: "..."

Several women around, turned their ambiguous eyes on Jin Long and Bai Er.

Bai Er: You all go away!