why don't you wear pants

Chapter 2: Forest War

The sky was dark, and the sound of creaking insects was heard all around. The cold wind was blowing, Bai Er felt a little cold, and he shook his body.

If it continues like this, he must quickly find a warm place to sleep, otherwise, the rapidly changing weather will freeze him to death.

Bai Er jumped on his four short legs and jumped on the spot for a while, feeling less cold. He thought of a big tree he had seen before, there was a hole under the tree root, he would grab some hay later, it should be enough for the night.

The big tree was very close to the sweet potato field, Bai Er ran over, it was already dark, he came to the tree hole with the hay he saw on the road in his mouth, and burrowed in.

The big tree is very big, and he couldn't see it completely with dim eyesight, but the hole is quite big, the inside is empty, and the smell is a bit unpleasant, but fortunately there is no cold wind blowing, and it is much warmer than outside. They all went into battle, and barely made a nest. He lay on it and ran for a day during the day. He was very tired, and the dog's head was a little bit, and soon fell asleep.

He seemed to have returned to the cliff where the cold wind was blowing, the surroundings were pitch black, and a round and large moon in the sky emitted a warm light, and he could barely see the surrounding situation. When a gust of wind blew, Bai Erleng's body trembled.

There was a jolt in his head, Bai Er opened his dog's eyes, heaved a sigh of relief, it turned out to be just a dream.

Something seemed to be sliding on his body, Bai Er turned his head, and a pair of green eyes looked at him faintly.

"!!!" Bai Er was taken aback, but he didn't dare to act rashly. When he recovered his sight, he saw that what was wrapped around him was actually a snake!

The snake was not big, about the thickness of his dog's leg, but it was quite long, and the snake's body was wrapped around his stomach several times.

Bai Er was not afraid of snakes, but when he was entangled by a snake, his dog legs were trembling instinctively.

He was already entangled by the snake, he was at a disadvantage, Bai Er didn't dare to move, quietly waiting for the moment to counterattack.

The snake wrapped around his body, and the white ears were a little tight, but he still didn't dare to move.When the snake wrapped around his head and raised his head to look at him, Bai Er stared at the snake's head and bit it in one go.

The snake's head was bitten, and the snake couldn't bite the white ear. It stretched out its slender snake head and exposed its poisonous fangs. It screamed angrily, and the white ear wrapped around its body became tighter and tighter.

Bai Er bit the snake hard, from the initial struggle to being motionless, he felt that his teeth seemed to be biting into the snake's flesh, and the snake's head was about to be bitten by him.

The snake didn't move, but Bai Er still didn't let go.

He was very close to the snake, and he could clearly see the mottled and beautiful patterns on the snake's body. Although he didn't know much about snakes, it was said in the book that the more beautiful the pattern, the more powerful the snake's venom!And the snake is a cunning animal, who knows if it is playing dead, what will happen when Bai Er let go and bite him back!There is no one here, let alone a dog, how can he give himself drugs?Even if he inhales it, what if the poison is too deep and he still dies!

Bai Er bit the snake's head and grinded his teeth, as if he wanted to bite off the snake's head.As expected, when he bit the snake's head, the snake's tail actually moved!And slap/slap/slap his dog/fart/ass!

After biting off the snake's head, Bai Er broke away from the snake's body wrapping around him, stepped up his short legs, and ran out.

This tree hole is probably a snake nest, and it is so big, if there is more than one snake, wouldn't he be courting death if he stays there; or, if there is another bigger snake, just his small dog body is just big enough for others Let the snake eat.

It seemed to be getting colder outside. Bai Er's mouth was covered with blood, and the hair around his mouth was also stained red with blood. He ran to Sweet Potato and looked at the two pits on it.

He doesn't know much about the law of the forest, but at night, when he can't see his fingers, he will rashly find a hole to sleep. If he is lucky, he can see the sun tomorrow. If he is not lucky, there may not even be a dog's hair left.

There is blood in the mouth, and the smell of blood is easy to attract wild animals. Bai Er found a small puddle, cleaned the blood from the dog's fur, and then cleaned the blood from his mouth.

He shook the dog, and the excess water was shaken off.

A gust of wind blew, and the wet dog's fur made Bai Er extremely cold, and his dog's body could not stop shivering.

Bai Er wanted to find some hay, but in the middle of the night, the dew was heavy, and he saw a lot of hay and dead leaves, all of which were wet.

He suddenly thought of the pit in the sweet potato field.

The hole was not big, and Bai Er could just put the dog's head in. He wagged his tail and stretched his paws in to dig the soil.

He planed at a slant, for a while, and tried to dig his buttocks in. He felt that he could just curl up and sleep in it.Then, he went to bite off the sweet potato vines, took more than 20 slices, and put them all next to the entrance of the soil cave.

Bai Er got into the soil hole, with his head facing outside to breathe in the fresh air. The two front paws scraped the green vines from the hole to his head, completely covering his dog's head, leaving a little gap for breathing.

It was still cold like this, but it was much better than standing outside, Bai Er squinted his eyes, thinking that it would be better if there were no snakes in the tree hole, it was much warmer inside than here, and slowly, he fell asleep.

Unbeknownst to Bai Er, shortly after he fell asleep, a giant piebald snake opened its eyes above the tree hole.

Its eyes are the size of a bowl, and its snake body is like a bucket. Because of its size, the mottled patterns on its body are inexplicably terrifying.Its belly was swollen, it should have just eaten, and it slowly moved downstream towards the tree hole where Bai Er slept before.

When it came to the tree hole, it saw the small tongue that had been bitten off, and its green eyes patrolled the tree hole coldly, but there were no animals. It danced its thick tail and slapped the tree wall vigorously in the hole, but avoided the small hole. The dead body of the snake.

The big tree was overwhelmed, the branches trembled, and the leaves couldn't stop falling.

The big snake had beaten enough, looking for the smell of blood, it slowly crawled out of the tree hole.

Here in the small puddle, the wolf that has been limping drinks the red blood in it.

Although the wolf was lame, he was extraordinarily large, half the size of the previous wild boar.Seeing him, the big snake hid in the dark and approached slowly, then bit the wolf's neck and pierced its fangs.

When the wolf was first bitten, it struggled, but the venom had already entered its body. It suddenly stopped, and just fell down, making a bang, and pressing on the big snake.

The big snake seemed to be hurt by the wolf's sudden pressure. It angrily turned over the wolf's body, opened its mouth, and swallowed the wolf's head. From the head to the wolf's body, the big snake ate it all.

The size of the wolf is too big for the big snake. It is extremely difficult for it to eat. The wolf's body bulges in its body, supporting the body of the passing snake, leaving only a layer of skin.

When the big snake was struggling to eat, a ten-meter-tall black bear ran over roaring.

The black bear's skin is rough and thick, and the snake's fangs can't pierce it. It ran away in a hurry, but didn't want the huge food in its stomach to drag it down. Its vigorous posture became slow. The black bear grabbed the tail of the big snake and swung it.

The big snake's head slammed on the ground, and on the tree, the wolf in its belly was violently shaken, and the corpse burst out.

The black bear was excited, and its waving movements became bigger. The big snake's head collided with the stone wall and was beaten to pieces. Seeing this, the black bear stopped, dropped the big snake's tail, hit its chest, and roared at the moon.

Halfway through the roar, a wolf with a dark body and strong movements bit the big bear's neck from behind.

The wolf is five meters tall, half smaller than the black bear, but its teeth are sharp and its movements are vigorous. Where it bites the black bear's neck, bright red blood is gushing out.

The black bear grabbed the two legs of the wolf and pulled them out fiercely. The flesh on its neck was torn apart, and the blood spurted even more.The black bear got angry, roared and pulled the wolf off with force, hit the ground with a bang, and threw the wolf out fiercely.

The blood loss was too much, the four paws of the black bear supporting the ground softened, it shook its head, but the fainting became worse, it slowly fell to the ground, panting heavily, looking at the wolf slowly walking towards it.

One of the wolf's eyes was blinded by a thorny branch when the black bear swung it just now. Its right front paw was injured, and it walked with a limp, exactly the same as the lame wolf who drank water by the small puddle at the beginning.

It ruthlessly bit the wound on the black bear's neck, and the black bear's panting nose soon stopped. It let go of the black bear and came to the lame wolf covered in stinky mucus.

It arched the lame wolf, saw that the lame wolf didn't move, it howled to the sky, then stuck out its tongue, licking the bleeding neck of the lame wolf.

The dark red blood and mucus from the big snake's belly were licked into the stomach by the wolf, and it lay on the ground all at once, with its head resting on the lame wolf's neck, without a sound.

Bai Er was sleeping soundly, but he didn't know that the god of fate had favored him all night.

The place where the four beasts fought was by the small water hole, the sweet potato field was on the left side of the small water hole, and the scene of the big battle last night was on the left side.

The sweet potato field was trampled badly by the four wild beasts. Except for the place where Bai Er slept, the rest were either bear paw footprints, wolf footprints, or traces of big snakes crawling over.

As the sun rose in the morning, the birds on the trees began to chirp. Bai Er stretched out his waist, pushed aside the sweet potato vines in front of him, and crawled out of the hole in the soil.

The scene outside was too bloody, the white-eared dog's legs softened, and he sat down in the hole again.The smell of blood outside was a bit strong, but what was even more frightening were the four beasts that died in a miserable state.

A snake with a rotten head and a big hole in its stomach, a black bear whose neck was bitten and bled to death, and two wolves who loved each other and never separated.

Bai Er was stunned, what happened last night?

He was a little scared, and hid his body in the soil hole, only showing his dog's head and staring blankly outside.

All the sweet potatoes in the surrounding area were ruined, only the place where he slept was still in good condition, Bai Er couldn't help but start talking.

Is he not in modern times, but time-traveled?Dressed as that kind of awesome protagonist who is Erha during the day and becomes invincible at night?Or, he is a Erha with the blood of a divine beast, and was disturbed by these four last night, the blood of the beast god in his body exploded, and he used a mass attack skill to kill them all?

If not, how to explain that only the place where he sleeps is fine...

If this is the case, does it mean that when he awakens, he will become a human being, and then he will be able to live a life, counterattack the rich and handsome, marry a princess to open the harem, unify the world, hug left and right, and slap/slap/slap a hundred times a day The beginning of male life.

The future is so bright, but Bai Er is depressed. He is a pure zero. It is useless to ask for so many beauties. It is not bad to send him a tall, rich and handsome man!

The author has something to say: #一个世界打打的林战战#

Papapa, congratulations to Erha for solving the three forest kings at once!

Erha's melancholy face: If beauty is also a mistake, then I admit it.