why don't you wear pants

Chapter 4: Strange Forest

Following the smell of urine left before, Bai Er finally dragged the three sweet potatoes to the entrance of the cave.He first pushed the sweet potatoes in one by one, and when he was done, he wagged his tail and went in too.

The temperature in the cave is warm and very comfortable.Bai Er dragged the sweet potato to the mountain wall and went out again.

Using the same method, he brought back fourteen sweet potatoes.There were originally fifteen, but he was too hungry halfway, so he ate one.

Now, it was dark again.

The white ear hair was covered with mud. He rolled into the hot spring, turned his belly, and floated on it to enjoy it. Because it was so comfortable, his tongue stuck out.But he didn't know why, but he felt a twinge in his belly.

Bai Er turned the dog's head to look around, but there was nothing.He also lost the mood to continue enjoying it, so he probably washed himself clean and climbed onto the stone bed.

The oval stone was still warm, and Bai Er stuck the wet fur on it, changing places every half a minute, and soon, the dog's fur was dry.He lay down not far from the stone, closed his eyes and thought.

For some reason, he always felt that this place was weird.It's like sleeping now, but he feels that someone in the dark has been peeping at him, it's very penetrating.He also felt this way when he was handling sweet potatoes during the day.

However, outside, apart from the occasional few birds and insects, there were no other wild animals.I have never encountered such large beasts as the black bear, big snake and wild wolf that I have dreamed about before.

In fact, regarding the scene of the morning before yesterday, he said it was a dream, and it was just a psychological comfort.After all, the situation that day was so clear, standing there, he seemed to remember clearly the veins of the corpses of the four beasts and the blood flowing across the ground.

Whether it’s big or small, no matter what, it must be the size of a small village of a hundred people.

Bai Er closed his eyes, thinking about tomorrow, he should go out to check the terrain and see if he can think of a way to get out.

Bai'er fell asleep, and the oval stone beside him saw that he was a little far away from it, so he moved closer to Bai'er without any trace, and when it touched Bai'er's hair, it stopped.The thing inside also opened its golden eyes curiously, looking at the furry white ears.

Bubbles popped out of Bai Er's nostrils, exhaled larger, inhaled smaller, saw the contents inside, was happy, felt that Bai Er's appearance was very silly.

The stone has been touching Bai Er's hair for a long time, and Bai Er is hot and uncomfortable. He turned over on his side, away from the stone, and slept with his four paws facing the sky with his belly exposed. The bubbles outside his nostrils were due to his movements. It shattered with a bang.

The fluff on the stomach looks softer than other places, and the things inside the stone can be seen, controlling the stone, pressing on Bai Er's belly.Such a big stone, if it is common sense, Bai Er would be crushed to death, but not now.Something inside seemed to know that stones would burn White Ear, and it floated over White Ear, lying on its stomach, looking at White Ear's hairy chin, then down to its belly, and then...

A very, very small thing, pink and tender, the thing inside the stone did not know what it was, and kept staring at that little pink and tender.

Bai Er had a nightmare.

He dreamed that a very, very large snake was pressing on his belly, making it difficult for him to breathe.Big snake's cold eyes, from his chin to belly, and then to the immature penis.Big Snake seemed to be particularly interested in Little Ding Ding, and kept looking at him with cold eyes without blinking.

Bai Er woke up with fright, and the stone on his body returned to its original position before he opened his eyes.

"..." Bai Er thought of the dream just now.

He covered Xiao Ding Ding with his paws in shock, thinking of the cold eyes of the big snake just now, Xiao Ding Ding seemed to be frightened, and actually slowly urinated.

Can pee, peeing doesn't hurt, Bai Er cried excitedly, he is still young, don't let anything happen before he is a minor!Moreover, he is still young, so it is impossible for him to be in heat. What is the dream of a big snake looking at his little penis?

The stone bed still had the urine that had just been urinated, Bai Er looked at the hot spring, then at the urine on the stone bed, and decided to change to another place to sleep, so he didn't want to get his urine into the hot spring. The place he used to take a bath every day!

Although he had a nightmare, Bai Er lay on the other side of the stone bed, but soon fell asleep.The stones did not move at all.

When he woke up the next day, Bai Er was worrying about where he wetted the bed last night, but he ran over to check and found that the urine was gone.Bai Er lay down, looked at his nose and smelled, but he didn't smell anything.

He was stunned.

Was last night just a dream within a dream?Or, is this place too evil? !

Bai Er began to put on a [-]-point alert.He swam through the hot springs, ran out to bask in the sun, dried himself up, went into the cave to eat a piece of sweet potato, and then began to run around the forest in a planned way.

He divided this place into two parts, with the hillside as the center, one on the left and one on the right.On the left is the Xia/Liuhe area, and on the right is the Waterfall area. Baier is going to explore the Xia/Liuhe area this morning.

In order to prevent starvation, he also went to the sweet potato field, planed a small sweet potato, and hung it behind his back.Because more and more sweet potatoes are being planed, his technique of planing sweet potatoes is getting better and faster.

However, as a modern person with rich tastes, he eats sweet potatoes every day. Bai Er feels that the whole dog is going to be bad. He needs to get familiar with this place as soon as possible and find something edible. The best ones are fruits, sour or not. It doesn't matter, as long as it can be eaten, he just wants to improve the taste.

It would be great if there were bananas, Bai Er thought with his tongue out.

Bai Er walked a long way, the towering trees blocked the sunlight, only a little light dappled through the leaves to shine on the ground, the breeze blew in, making the forest feel unspeakably cold.

That feeling of being stared at came back.

Bai Er felt that the dog's fur stood on end, and the dog's nature was also aroused. He grinned and looked around fiercely and vigilantly.

But, apart from the chirping of birds, there wasn't even a single living animal.Bai Er remained on guard for a long time, but no creatures appeared around him.The feeling of being watched became weaker and weaker until it was gone, Bai Er relaxed his guard, but doubts arose in his heart about this place.

At the same time, he also missed the wild black pig that was so dark that it rolled off the cliff with one kick.Accompanied by a pig is better than a dog. Although the pig always wants to push him, but now he can use his four short legs flexibly, and it is absolutely no problem to run over the black pig.

When approaching the cliff, Bai Er saw a banana tree.

The bananas on the banana tree were hanging so brightly yellow that the eyes were drooling, but there was something wrong with this banana tree...

Bai Er walked over, and saw that the branch of the banana tree was quite thick, two as big as him, but it was very short, and Bai Er's hind legs stood up, just as tall as it.The bananas on the tree are also quite big, growing together one by one, and the tops are mostly in close contact with the ground.

Bai Er: "..."

How on earth is this a mutated banana tree, not to mention the short and short ones, but the fruit grows so well, it's not easy...

Bai Er lowered his front paws and looked at the golden banana, feeling worried.As the saying goes, what comes flying from the sky is not only a disaster, but also a carefully arranged trap.This banana tree, let alone its height, is tailor-made for him who is short and short!

The ground under the claws is solid, and it should not be able to lay traps.Therefore, Bai Er stood very far away from the banana tree, lying on the ground, with one of his front paws stretched out, poking at the branch of the banana tree.

Waited for a while, it's okay...

Bai Er poked the bananas again, seeing that nothing was wrong, he poked the bananas one by one.

Still no movement.

Bai Er approached, the dog's nose was on the low banana tree, smelling it all over.There was nothing wrong with the taste, it was even very fragrant, it was the scent exuded by ripe bananas, Bai Er couldn't help but sneezed, and flowed down along the protruding tongue, falling to the ground.

There is no trap or drug, Bai Er looked at the bright yellow banana, and he went all out. He is now a juvenile, he has no hair, no meat, no meat, who would catch him so hard!

Bai Er hugged a banana, kicked it back hard, the banana was detached from the tree, Bai Er used too much force, and rolled back a few times while holding the banana, but he didn't care, he peeled off the banana skin skillfully, and ate it while drooling Banana meat.

After eating sweet potatoes for so many days, Bai Er finally changed his taste. Now he feels that bananas are simply the most delicious fruit in the world!

After eating two, Bai Er couldn't eat anymore.Banana is laxative and detoxification. He only ate two, but the effect was very fast. He ran to a hidden place and took a dip.After pulling, Bai Er backed up and dug the soil to cover the stinky cake.

It was still early at this time, Bai Er peed around the banana tree, left the smell, and then continued to walk forward, and after a few minutes of walking, there was a cliff.

Thinking of those bananas, Bai Er rejoiced in his heart. He was about [-] meters away from the cliff and was about to return, but he didn't want to. The familiar wild boar groaned into his ears again.

Bai Er: "..."

He was just thinking casually just now, he didn't really want to meet that friend!The strength of the wild boar's kicking the dog is not just for fun, if he accidentally stepped on the puddle and tripped himself, the moment the wild boar kicked, he would change from alive to half dead!I can't run away if I'm half dead, and I slam again, oh hey, it's hot and cold!

Although he wanted to do this, Bai Er followed the lush weeds and poked his head out to look at the cliff.

A black wild boar, standing on the edge of the cliff, dancing coquettishly...

It's really dancing and flirting.The wild boar is different from the previous encounters. This one is a little smaller than the previous one, but it seems to be fatter. Its fat buttocks twisted and twisted, and the black fat on its belly also fluctuated. It twisted a dozen times. Stop, twist your whole body for a while, then stop again, and continue twisting your buttocks.

what?What is this black pig doing?Is the estrus coming?What's the matter?

Bai Er couldn't figure it out, and wanted to walk quietly, but at this moment, the ground began to vibrate faintly, and the movement became louder and louder. Bai Er turned his head to look behind the dog, and hundreds of black pigs were running towards him overwhelmingly. , all burning fierce sparks.

The white-eared dog's legs softened from fright, and he growled in his heart.

The forest is so big, where did these hundreds of black pigs come from? !