why don't you wear pants

Chapter 5: 2-clawed Dragon

Sows are different from boars. Bai Er looked at the black pigs on the cliff, and suddenly thought, he hurried to the side. Sure enough, the group of black pigs ran towards the cliff and surrounded the fat sow. , one roared louder than the other.

Bai Er: "..." He was so scared that he almost peed, it turned out to be just a bunch of pigs in love!

After being trampled by more than 100 black pigs, Bai Er thought that the banana tree must have been trampled to pieces, but he didn't want to go back and see that it was growing there intact.

Too many coincidences are often traps.

Bai Er felt that something was wrong with this place.But he didn't feel sorry for his stomach, he kicked down a bunch of bananas with his arms in his arms, and went back to the cave entrance wagging his tail.

Putting the bananas into the cave, Bai Er ran to the sweet potato patch to eat one, and then went to explore the other side.

He found a kind of fruit in the ground, small, finger-sized, red, tastes like a strawberry, grows in the soil, and is delicious. Unfortunately, Baier has no tools, so he just planed a few to taste the taste.

Plus, he found mushrooms.The mushrooms were not bright, but raw white fungus mushrooms were not edible. He glanced at them regretfully, remembered the location, and left.

There seem to be quite a lot of things here, Bai Er also found some herbs and wild vegetables that can stop bleeding and reduce inflammation.

Vegetables can be used occasionally for a change of taste, and medicinal herbs are even better. If you accidentally get a skin injury, you don't have to wait for death and let your fate go.

It took him a day, and he probably finished shopping around this place.

What is strange is that when he carefully opened the way, he saw no other creatures except the cliff, and he frowned.

It seemed to be almost fifteen, and the moon was so round that only a small corner was missing. Bai Er lay at the entrance of the cave, looking at the moon which was several times bigger than before.

He sighed that the primeval forest is good, and the moon is bigger than outside.

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After staying in the forest for seven days, Bai Er eats sweet potatoes, bananas, and vegetables every day. As a man, he is a vegetarian every day. His dog's eyes are almost blurred, and everything he sees looks like meat.

It's a pity that he couldn't start a fire, and he couldn't even cook a bird's egg that he accidentally found.In the end, he cracked the eggs and ate them raw, which had a fishy smell and was not very tasty.

There is a price to pay for eating eggs...

When the mother bird came back and saw that the egg had been eaten by Bai Er, she chased him to the cave entrance, and the dog's ear was bleeding from pecking.

When the mother bird saw the cave, she stopped pecking her ears, flapped her wings, and flew away faster than before.

Later, Bai Er went out to look for food, and every time the mother bird saw him, she would follow him, pecking at Bai Er all the time with her sharp beak.Every time the evil Bai Er saw it, he had to avoid it and take a detour.

On the eighth night, the moon is particularly round.

His parents divorced. In his memory, he only celebrated the Mid-Autumn Festival when he was very young. Later, every year, his parents celebrated in their own families, and he didn't want to disturb any one, so he lived alone.

I don't know, coming here is just a dream, or he is dead, or just a joke made by God...

He thought, maybe when he wakes up tomorrow, he is sleeping on a comfortable and clean bed, and on the computer, there is the Tangmen girl number that he has been playing for several years...

Bai'er is sad that Qiuyue is over, his butt is facing the moon, and his tail is raised high.

Swimming in the hot spring, drying the hair on his body, Bai Er was about to go to bed, but he didn't want to, the earth shook and the mountains shook!

The cave swayed at first, followed by oval stones on the stone bed. Bai Er was startled, and immediately swam across the hot spring and ran towards the entrance of the cave wet.The cave was shaking, the stone on the surface of the stone fell off, and a large piece fell into the hot spring, splashing a big splash.

When he was about to run out of the cave, Bai Er was excited, however, there seemed to be something blocking the cave, because he ran hard, he was bounced back to the hot spring, and a large stone just fell on his head.

Bai Er was not startled, he saw the stones, and immediately swam to the side, but he dodged one, and the other fell down immediately.

Bai Er: "..." This broken rock really knows how to find a place!

Bai Er dodged the stones in the hot spring in a panic, while swimming towards the ground without a trace, when he reached the ground, he stepped at twelve light speeds, away from the stones on the stone bed.

Most of the stones on the surface of the oval stone fell off, revealing the big golden egg inside, which is very delicious at first glance!

After the stones fell, cracks slowly appeared on the case of the golden egg.The watch case fell off piece by piece, turning into a golden light in mid-air and flying into the egg. There was more and more golden light in the egg, and Bai Er's dog eyes could hardly see clearly.

After the golden light dissipated, a tall, mighty, golden twelve-clawed golden dragon came out.

Bai Er saw that the saliva flowed out.

Twelve-clawed golden dragon!Could it be that this is the legendary Zulong!wrong?Where is the Zulong on the earth, where is he now?

The golden dragon was so big that it looked like it was going to burst the cave.He was coiled on the stone bed, looking at Bai Er with golden eyes bigger than ten white ears.

Bai Er felt that he couldn't even stand up. This was not suppression, but a level of deterrence.He lay on the ground, under the dog's head, facing the golden dragon.

Jinlong tilted his head.The white ear is too small, if the white fluffy ball is not eye-catching in the night, he must not be able to see it.

The golden dragon's body gradually shrunk and became as big as Bai'er. He flew over and encircled Bai'er. The golden and hard scales scraped over Bai'er's hair and slightly touched the flesh, making Bai'er tremble coldly.

He just swam in the hot spring, and he is still wet now.

The main thing is...

The golden dragon's tail was in front of his eyes, and its head ran under his belly, and its claws were poking at his pink and tender penis.

Bai Er: "..." He is still a child, Brother Long!

It's a pity that Brother Long doesn't know how to read minds. He played with the white-eared little penis for a long time, and he was surprised to see that place getting redder and redder.

But the fact is that the white-eared dick was swollen by Brother Long...

Bai Er wanted to cry, but he didn't expect that the twelve-clawed golden dragon was such a dragon!

"Your place is so cute." Jin Long spoke in a low voice.

Finally hearing Youlong speaking in human language, Bai Er's spirit was shocked: "Woof, woof, woof!" Brother Long, can you speak?

"nature."

Holding the grass, Bai Er knew that it was Jinlong replying to him: "Wow, woof!" Brother Long, can you understand what I said? !

Jin Long frowned, swam to Bai Ertou, saw his two small dark eyes, and snorted.

Bai Er was so happy that he wagged his tail unconsciously. Seeing this, Jin Long ran to the back and played with his tail.

The golden dragon has too many claws, but he doesn't have enough tails to play with. Little Ding Ding didn't let go of it. Even the bright red Chaotian chrysanthemum/flower, the golden dragon poked curiously.

Bai Er: "Wow, woof, woof!" Brother Long, I'm still a child!

"Son, what is it?" Jin Long frowned and said, "You talk."

Bai Er was stunned, what did you mean by speaking?he can talkBai Er coughed and said to Jin Long with a serious dog face, "Long... Brother Long, hello!"

Jin Long nodded reservedly, his eyes continued to look curiously at Bai Er's chrysanthemum and tail.

Bai Er wilted: "Brother Long, can you stop watching?"

"I'm just curious why you look so different from other beasts. If you don't want to, I won't look at it." The golden dragon retracted its head in front of Bai Er and looked at him.

To be honest, if the golden dragon was still as big as before, it would be a lot of pressure to be stared at by him like this.But now, the golden dragon has turned into a pocket version, Bai Er looks at him, the more he looks at him, the cuter he gets.

Jin Long also looked at him, with a small furry head and lively eyes, Jin Long tilted his head and said, "My name is Long, what about you?"

"Bai Er." Bai Er looked at Jin Long, he didn't seem to understand many things...

"Brother Long, are you good?"

Jin Long looked at him arrogantly: "It's only natural."

"Then you are the best?"

Jin Long replied honestly: "As long as Phoenix and Qilin don't join forces, I am naturally the strongest."

Bai Er laughed until he was full of ink, he said: "Brother Long, you don't know that in our place, the most powerful person must be worthy of a powerful name."

Jinlong's nostrils turned to the sky: "Dragon is naturally the most honorable name."

"No, no, no." Bai Er smiled meanly, and the puppy's face looked cute and cute: "The most powerful is not one word, but three words."

"Oh? Let's talk about it." Jin Long looked at the cuteness of the puppy's face and felt his heart soften.

"Long Aotian, compared to the sky, is he more awesome... noble than the dragon!"

There was an excited light in Jin Long's eyes, he nodded and knocked on the board: "Okay, I will be called Long Aotian from now on."

Just finished speaking, frowning: "How did you come up with this name? Has anyone else used it?"

Bai Er laughed like a dog: "Such a noble name, except you, Long Ge, who would dare to use it!"

Jin Long nodded in agreement.

The white-eared dog was about to burst out laughing, he never expected that the legendary twelve-clawed ancestor dragon would be so stupid!

But from the conversation just now, Bai Er also got an important message, there are phoenixes and unicorns in this place, he may not be in modern times anymore.And the twelve-clawed ancestral dragon, phoenix, and unicorn, how similar they are to the early robbery of the Dragon and Han in the ancient prehistoric period!

He suddenly understood why he came here.

Hold Zulong's thigh, be a fairy dog, and live forever!As for preventing the war between the three clans, this is Heaven's script. He is a dog and dare not change it.When the apocalypse came, he found an excuse to avoid it. Maybe, with luck, he could still live in modern times and meet his childhood self...

Also, Bai Er asked Jin Long: "Brother Long, do you want to eat meat?"

"Is it tasty?"

“Of course it was delicious!”

"Okay, today you and I will go eat meat." After finishing speaking, Bai Er's whole dog flew up with the golden dragon, and quickly flew out of the cave.

Outside, a row of trembling wild beasts lined up in a row, making the surrounding area impenetrable for Mr. Jin Long to choose from.

Bai Er: "..." This is the difference between having a gun/pole and not having one.

Jin Long looked at him: "What meat is the best?"

After finishing speaking, each of these beasts cried more sadly than the other.Of course they didn't dare to cry, but they shed tears silently, as if one of them selected by Bai Er was heinous.

Bai Er: "..." Nima, these beasts have become spirits!

In the end, Bai Er picked out a black pig, which looked very similar to the one that bumped him on the cliff.

After picking the black pig, the other beasts disappeared. Jin Long looked at the trembling black pig and asked Bai Er: "How do you eat it? Have you swallowed it in one bite?"

"No, no, no, kill it first, then drain the blood, then shave it, cut open its stomach, dig out the internal organs, wash it, cut it into pieces, put it on a stone slab, and roast it to eat." Bai I thought I didn't have a pot, so I got a slate, and it would be faster to bake it.

When the black pig heard what Bai Er said, the tears in Mung Bean's eyes became more joyful, and it fell to the ground sadly, motionless.

Bai Er: "..." This guy is really good!

Jin Long was thinking about Bai Er's words, and after waiting for a while, he nodded: "I understand."

Barbecue needs salt, pepper, cumin or something!It's a pity that Bai Er's legs are short, so I can't find these. If there is one of them, the taste will be completely different.

Seeing that Jinlong was about to cook the black pig, Bai Er stopped him: "Wait, there are still some seasonings needed for the barbecue. See if you can find salt, pepper, and cumin."

"?" Jin Long couldn't understand at all: "What are these?"

Bai Er suddenly thought that Jin Long had never heard of this, he frowned, what should I say...

With a flash in his mind, Bai Er raised his hind legs, urinated, and said to Jin Long, "Come and taste it, that's what salt tastes like."

Bai Er was just joking, unexpectedly, unexpectedly, Jinlong really licked it, and aftertaste it for a while, nodded to Bai Er: "I understand." After speaking, he flew away and disappeared.

Bai Er: "..." If he has sons and grandchildren in the future, he will have to brag to them. Back then, Zu Long drank his urine...

Bai Er covered his face with his paws, how dare he say it!Jin Long just came out, and there are many things he doesn't understand, and when he finds out later, he won't even skin him!

The golden dragon came back soon, holding a pile of smoking shit in his golden paws.Bai Er's eyesight is good, he seems to see, on the flowing beard of the golden dragon, there is something unknown...

This must be the first dragon in history to drink urine and eat shit, right?

No, he must run away before Jinlong knows these things!